TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Saturday, October 31st TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.
Roseanne Labor Day
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Roseanne Past Imperfect
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
Roseanne Body by Jake
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
Roseanne Altar Egos
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
Roseanne Nine Is Enough
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
Roseanne Two for One
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
Roseanne Snoop Davey Dave
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
Roseanne Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
Roseanne Sleeper
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.
Roseanne Skeleton in the Closet
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.
Roseanne Follow the Son
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.
Roseanne Punch and Jimmy
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
Roseanne White Men Can't Kiss
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
Roseanne Maybe Baby
Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.
Seinfeld The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
Seinfeld The Big Salad
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
Seinfeld The Pledge Drive
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
Seinfeld The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
Seinfeld The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
Seinfeld The Gymnast
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
Seinfeld The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
Seinfeld The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
Seinfeld The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
Seinfeld The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Seinfeld The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Seinfeld The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Seinfeld The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
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Seinfeld The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Seinfeld The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream
Christine mistakes a good-looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
The New Adventures of Old Christine Get Smarter
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.