TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The Drew Barrymore Show Hilary Swank New

Drew sits down with legendary actress Hilary Swank.

The Drew Barrymore Show Holland Taylor New

Holland Taylor tells Drew about starring in the hit new show "Brothers."

The Andy Griffith Show The Statue

Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

The Andy Griffith Show Helen, the Authoress

Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.

The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Dolly

Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Piano Lesson

Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.

M*A*S*H Old Soldiers

When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an "invasion" of Koreans.

M*A*S*H Morale Victory

Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers.

M*A*S*H Lend a Hand

Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a "surprise" birthday party.

Gunsmoke Charlie Noon

A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner.

Gunsmoke A Matter of Honor

A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man.

Gunsmoke The Still

A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City.

Gunsmoke The Innocent

A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory.

Gunsmoke Ring of Darkness

A blind girl hampers Newly's attempts to arrest a horse thief.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney Fife, Realtor

Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.

The Andy Griffith Show Goober Takes a Car Apart

Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.

The Andy Griffith Show The Rehabilitation of Otis

Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.

The Andy Griffith Show The Lucky Letter

Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

The Andy Griffith Show Goober and the Art of Love

Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.

Everybody Loves Raymond Raybert

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Kicker

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

Everybody Loves Raymond Tissues

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Everybody Loves Raymond Snow Day

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Everybody Loves Raymond Cookies

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond Lucky Suit

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

The King of Queens Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

The King of Queens Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

The King of Queens Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

The King of Queens Fresh Brood

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

The King of Queens Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Seinfeld The Stakeout

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Seinfeld The Robbery

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Seinfeld Male Unbonding

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

Seinfeld The Stock Tip

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

Seinfeld The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

Seinfeld The Pony Remark

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

The Golden Girls Love, Rose?

Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.

The Golden Girls Sisters

For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.