TV Schedule for AMC - Eastern Feed

Two and a Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

The Italian Job (2003)

A master thief (Mark Wahlberg) and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a double-crossing gang member (Edward Norton).

Goodfellas (1990)

Henry Hill, a poor Irish-Italian growing up in 1950s New York City, rises through the ranks of his neighborhood's organized crime branch; he ends up in the FBI's witness protection program after testifying against his former partners.

The Bourne Identity (2002)

A woman helps an amnesiac, who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself.

The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people.

The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

Jason Bourne dodges a ruthless C.I.A. official and his Agents from a new assassination program while searching for the origins of his life as a trained killer.

The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people.

A Bronx Tale (1993)

The son (Lillo Brancato) of an honest bus driver (Robert De Niro) looks up to a local mob boss (Chazz Palminteri) amid racial tension in 1960s New York.

American Made (2017)

The true story of pilot Barry Seal, who transported contraband for the CIA and the Medellin cartel in the 1980s.