TV Schedule for AMC - Eastern Feed

Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

Two and a Half Men Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Two and a Half Men This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

A marine biologist (Saffron Burrows) and her staff become the prey of scientifically altered sharks that have a hunger for human flesh.

Jaws (1975)

A New England police chief (Roy Scheider), a shark hunter (Robert Shaw) and a scientist (Richard Dreyfuss) have a showdown with a huge white shark.

Jaws 2 (1978)

Amity's citizens and police chief (Roy Scheider) dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach.

Twister (1996)

Storm-chasers (Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton) finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains.

True Lies (1994)

A Washington wife (Jamie Lee Curtis) discovers her computer-salesman husband (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists.

Kindergarten Cop (1990)

An undercover officer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) teaches a rowdy class of peewees, to identify one whose mother must be found.

Field of Dreams (1989)

An inspired Iowa farmer builds a baseball field, then sees "Shoeless" Joe Jackson's ghost and other marvels.

2012 (2009)

Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist, world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society.