Thursday, March 5th TV listings for CLEO TV
Girlfriends If You Can't Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Boonies
Maya discovers Jabari has been skipping school and plagiarized a writing assignment.
Girlfriends Everybody Hates Monica
Joan learns that Maya and Lynn did not tell her about a recent outing with Toni; Joan insists on bringing Monica into the circle of friends.
Girlfriends Just Joan
Maya challenges Joan to empower herself, accept her single life and go out to a trendy restaurant alone.
Girlfriends Karaokee-Dokee
Joan and Maya discover that Lynn is singing for money on the street and at a karaoke bar; Monica is jealous of William and Joan's relationship.
Girlfriends He Had a Dream
Maya struggles with the responsibility of owning a home and taking care of Jabari while Darnell is in Florida working for NASCAR.
Girlfriends I'll Have a Blue Line Christmas
Aaron thinks something will go wrong on her date with a teacher; Maya and Darnell try to keep up with the neighbors' Christmas decorations.
Half & Half The Big Mothers for Others Episode
When Big Dee Dee crashes Phyllis' charity telethon meeting, Phyllis loses it and tells everyone that Big Dee Dee was pregnant before she married Charles.
Half & Half The Big Thorne in My Side Episode
When Phyllis gets into trouble with her Homeowner's Association, Dee Dee defends her, but winds up causing more trouble.
Half & Half The Big Pomp & Circumstance Episode
As law school graduation draws near, Dee Dee feels pressure because she has no job yet; Mona panics when Phyllis finds a fantastic apartment in her neighborhood.
Half & Half The Big Gen-Why Me? Episode
Mona's insecurities threaten her budding relationship with her new tenant, Lorenzo.
Half & Half The Big Dollars & Sense Episode
Phyllis teaches dismayed Big Dee Dee how to live on a budget.
Half & Half The Big Frozen Assets Episode
Dee Dee's life changes direction when she gets an unexpected career opportunity.
Eve Dateless in Miami
Shelley breaks the "no dates" rule and invites her new boyfriend to the New Year's Eve party, and everyone swaps stories about past dates.
Eve Breast in Show
Shelly wears "falsies", and when men start giving her special treatment, she considers getting breast implants.
Eve Kung Fu Divas
Shelly and Rita take a martial arts class, but a rivalry ensues when Rita proves to be more adept.
Eve Wheeling and Dealing
Shelly pretends to be disabled when a potential buyer in a wheelchair (Daryl "Chill" Mitchell) catches her using a handicapped parking spot.
Eve If the Shrew Fits
When Shelly and Rita's stepmother (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe) fight, it is up to Shelly to swallow her pride and apologize.
Eve Prom Night
Eve agrees to a "mercy date" when a younger man (Sharif Atkins) asks her out, but the evening turns into a romantic attraction.
The Parkers Squatter's Rights
When the tax man takes away the Professor's inheritance and his old apartment has been occupied, Nikki offers him her home; Andell convinces Nikki that the Professor will not marry her if she continues to let him freeload.
The Parkers A Plot With a View
Nikki buys a burial plot for herself and the Professor; Stevie and T hire a new singer for the band in order to replace Kim.
The Parkers Mama, I'm Baaack!
Kim returns from Harvard to find that Nikki has rented out her room; T convinces the professor to join a pyramid scheme.
The Parkers Kimmie Has Two Moms
Kim and Nikki win a guest appearance on their favorite daytime talk show; the Professor agrees to help T charm a beautiful woman (guest star Vivica A. Fox).
The Parkers The Accidental Therapist
Nikki blackmails the professor into attending couples therapy; Kim, Stevie and T try to capture candid photographs of a celebrity.
The Parkers The Mack Is Like Wo
The professor appears on a dating game show opposite Nikki; Kim concocts intoxicating smoothies to sell on campus.
Half & Half The Big Mothers for Others Episode
When Big Dee Dee crashes Phyllis' charity telethon meeting, Phyllis loses it and tells everyone that Big Dee Dee was pregnant before she married Charles.
Half & Half The Big Thorne in My Side Episode
When Phyllis gets into trouble with her Homeowner's Association, Dee Dee defends her, but winds up causing more trouble.
Half & Half The Big Pomp & Circumstance Episode
As law school graduation draws near, Dee Dee feels pressure because she has no job yet; Mona panics when Phyllis finds a fantastic apartment in her neighborhood.
Half & Half The Big Gen-Why Me? Episode
Mona's insecurities threaten her budding relationship with her new tenant, Lorenzo.
Half & Half The Big Dollars & Sense Episode
Phyllis teaches dismayed Big Dee Dee how to live on a budget.
Half & Half The Big Frozen Assets Episode
Dee Dee's life changes direction when she gets an unexpected career opportunity.
Half & Half The Big Training Day Episode
Dee Dee must resolve her differences with a competitive co-worker, Brett Mahoney (Joey Lawrence), in order for them to win over a new client.
Half & Half The Big Young & the Restless Episode
Phyllis tries to set Mona up with handsome firefighter Glen (Coby Bell), but he winds up falling for Phyllis.
Half & Half The Big Off Pitch Episode
The sisters are in a bidding war when Dee Dee's first client decides to give up baseball for a musical career.
Half & Half The Big State of the Reunion Episode
After Dee Dee hassles her, Mona agrees to revisit her past and attend her 10-year high-school reunion.
Just Eats With Chef JJ Curry In A Hurry
It's the best way to have an authentic island meal and on the table in no time at all. Coconut Chicken curry is on the menu in this episode. Chef JJ lays out flavor on top of flavor with a delicious curry kick.
Just Eats With Chef JJ My Comfort Kitchen
Chef JJ gets comfy at home with the ultimate recipe. A dash of good friends like Marcus Samuelsson, Chef Fairyal and Chef Airis, and lays out the perfect meal steamed clams and yucca fries.
New Soul Kitchen My Afro-Cuban Table
Chef Jernard hangs out in the kitchen with Chef Bren Herrera, and gives viewers a taste of her Afro Cuban culture.Her love and passion for her roots comes out in the meals she cooks. She lays out traditional recipes that she learned in her family's..
New Soul Kitchen Childhood Memories
From breakfast, lunch, and dinner to parties and holiday gatherings everyone has a favorite childhood memory when it comes to food. Chef Jernard and Chef Essie Bartels take a trip down memory lane and share some of their favorite childhood food mem..
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One on One Dream Seller
Flex's TV job is in jeopardy after he fouls up an interview with R&B artist Anthony Hamilton.
One on One East Meets East Coast
Flex's father disapproves of his relationship with a Korean-American woman; Breanna desperately needs a date on St. Valentine's Day.
One on One It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Hip-Hop World
Flex's attempt at making a memorable family trip out of taking the girls to a concert turns sour when he runs out of gas.
One on One The Catch
Duane convinces Ruben Studdard to serenade the board members at his condominium; Breanna befriends a new cheerleader (Solange Knowles).
One on One He's Not Heavy, He's My Half-Brother
Duane learns that his half-brother, instead of his father (Smokey Robinson), will receive his kidney; Flex gets an interview with former NFL player Eric Dickerson.
One on One Spy Games Reloaded
Sabotage abounds when Flex and his old nemesis, Sheila (Robin Givens), compete for the same job; Breanna gets into trouble while Flex is away.