Thursday, March 12th TV listings for CLEO TV
Girlfriends The List
At Maya's suggestion, the friends each make a list of what they want in a lover and put it under their pillows.
Girlfriends They've Gotta Have It
Joan is puzzled by her boyfriend Sean's lack of interest in sex; Yvonne reveals a secret about William's anatomy.
Girlfriends Bad Timing
Joan and Davis play while her boyfriend's away; Lynn volunteers at a suicide hotline on Valentine's Day.
Girlfriends Old Dog
Joan's romance fizzles after unfulfilling intimacy; Maya consults a gynecologist regarding her difficulty in conceiving a child.
Girlfriends Friends, Colleagues, Brothers
Joan battles a "boys club" mentality when her law firm hires Christopher Darden for an important case.
Girlfriends The Declaration of Lynndependence
Joan and Toni (Tracee Ellis Ross, Jill Marie Jones) urge Lynn (Persia White) to stop freeloading; William (Reggie Hayes) encourages Yvonne (guest star Cee-Cee Harshaw) to hang out with the girls. With Golden Brooks.
Half & Half The Big Rules of Engagement Episode
Mona discovers that Nick's parents (Meredith Baxter and Martin Mull) made racist comments about interracial relationships; Phyllis fears her relationships may be jinxed.
Half & Half The Big Lover My Brother Episode
While attempting to help Mona get over her recent heartbreak, Dee Dee unintentionally drives her into Spencer's arms; Phyllis brings her new boyfriend (Louis Gossett Jr.) to a family dinner.
Half & Half The Big My Little Pony Episode
Mona buys a horse on the Internet after learning about Dee Dee's, but she believes she has been cheated when the horse trainer (Rupert Boneham) arrives.
Half & Half The Big Birth-Date Episode
Mona and Dee Dee decide to find the perfect man for each other as birthday presents. Guest stars: Bill Bellamy and Dondre Whitfield.
Half & Half The Big Advice to Put It on Ice Episode
Mona hatches a plan to sign a hot new recording artist, Asia (guest star Faith Evans), to Delicious Records.
Half & Half The Big One Wedding and a Funeral Episode
Dee Dee cannot contain her jealousy when her ex-boyfriend is about to marry, so she tells his fiancee about their relationship.
Eve Girlfriends
Shelly and Janie force Rita to rekindle her romance with her ex-lesbian lover in order to help sell their clothing line.
Eve Donovan on the Brink
Wanting to sample one of his hits, a rapper reveals Donovan's past as a teen pop star; Janie and Rita collaborate to write a romance novel.
Eve Daddy's Home
Shelly's father shows up after years of absence; Janie investigates the contents of Rita's purse.
Eve Daughter Don't Preach
Tensions rise between Shelly and her dad; Janie discovers Rita's secret botox parties at the store.
Eve Worst First Date Ever
Friends of a young woman (Eve) provide perspectives on male/female relationships; Shelly finds herself drawn to J.T. (Jason George) during a night out with her friends.
Eve Condom Mania
Janie gives Shelly relationship advice after spying a box of condoms in J.T.'s shopping cart.
The Parkers Reunited
While a quarreling Nikki and Kim try to live together, the two must band together to foil a robbery attempt.
The Parkers The Oddest Couple
Veronica's sudden engagement plunges professor Oglevee into a zombielike depression that Nikki exploits by moving into his apartment.
The Parkers J.C. Bowl
Despite her best efforts, Nikki jeopardizes professor Oglevee's chances at winning the Junior College Bowl.
The Parkers Whassup With Heyyy?
Inspired by the entrepreneurial "Whassup Guys," T, Nikki and Kim decide to sell T-shirts but land in court.
The Parkers Scary Kim
Kim (Countess Vaughn) is terrorized by a trick-or-treater who bedevils her birthday bash on Halloween. Brandy, Shar Jackson and Lamont Bentley guest star.
The Parkers Election 2000
Kim and Nikki (Countess Vaughn, Mo'Nique) become rivals when they both run for student body president. Guest star: Tavis Smiley.
Half & Half The Big Rules of Engagement Episode
Mona discovers that Nick's parents (Meredith Baxter and Martin Mull) made racist comments about interracial relationships; Phyllis fears her relationships may be jinxed.
Half & Half The Big Lover My Brother Episode
While attempting to help Mona get over her recent heartbreak, Dee Dee unintentionally drives her into Spencer's arms; Phyllis brings her new boyfriend (Louis Gossett Jr.) to a family dinner.
Half & Half The Big My Little Pony Episode
Mona buys a horse on the Internet after learning about Dee Dee's, but she believes she has been cheated when the horse trainer (Rupert Boneham) arrives.
Half & Half The Big Birth-Date Episode
Mona and Dee Dee decide to find the perfect man for each other as birthday presents. Guest stars: Bill Bellamy and Dondre Whitfield.
Half & Half The Big Advice to Put It on Ice Episode
Mona hatches a plan to sign a hot new recording artist, Asia (guest star Faith Evans), to Delicious Records.
Half & Half The Big One Wedding and a Funeral Episode
Dee Dee cannot contain her jealousy when her ex-boyfriend is about to marry, so she tells his fiancee about their relationship.
Half & Half The Big Don't Leave Me This Way Episode
Feeling alienated from friends and family, Mona parties on the eve of a big presentation.
Half & Half The Big Not-So-Loyal Family Episode
Mona tries to ease tension created by her friendship with Dee Dee's nemesis, Stephanie, by inviting them both out to a restaurant.
Half & Half The Big Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls Episode
Spencer must control a rebellious performer (guest star Ginuwine) in order to prove he is executive material.
Half & Half The Big My Life and Kids Episode
Dee Dee believes she has found the perfect man in Carter (Yancy Arias), until she discovers he is divorced and has two children.
Just Eats With Chef JJ Food As Fuel
In this episode Chef JJ jumps in the kitchen and whips up some recipes that he calls feel good food. He fuels the body with a hearty red lentil soup, then prepares a protein packed smoothie.
Just Eats With Chef JJ Chopped Cheese all day
In this episode JJ gets his inspiration from the NYC style chopped cheese sandwich. First it's a ground beef, onion, and cheese sandwich, then it's a lobster and shrimp cheese bowl.
New Soul Kitchen Brunching & Munching
Everyone loves brunch! It's the best of both worlds with sweet breakfast items and savory lunchtime favorites. Chef Jernard and Chef Resha Purvis are cooking up an incredible spread that will have you jumping out of bed! Chef Jernard makes Mini Cru..
New Soul Kitchen From My Mama's Kitchen
No one makes food better than your Momma! Chef Jernard and Chef Bren Hererra took their favorite meals from family's recipe box and showed us how their momma's do it. Chef Jernard makes Momma's Kitchen Sink Meatloaf packed spices and veggies, served.
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One on One Money's Tight and So Are My Abs
Breanna finds out that the half-naked singing musician on the Venice boardwalk is her boyfriend Arnaz.
One on One House Dad
Breanna finds it aggravating that Flex befriends her roommates, who make him their new house father.
One on One Static Clingy
When the guys and the gals separately decide to spend time together, both groups wind up at the same club where Breanna catches Arnaz chatting with another woman.
One on One Study Buddy
When Breanna and D-Mack start spending a lot of time studying together, Arnaz becomes jealous and decides to put a stop to it.
One on One Where's My Yemmy?
During a Halloween costume party, Arnaz mistakenly kisses another girl who is dressed in the same costume as Breanna.
One on One Who's the Boss?
When Breanna begins to work at the coffee shop with Arnaz, she is promoted and becomes his boss, much to Arnaz' chagrin.