Monday, March 9th TV listings for CLEO TV
Girlfriends Snap Back
Maya jokes that Monica's baby is hers; Darnell learns that Maya is taking pills to cope with the loss of her baby; Lynn and Joan attend an Erykah Badu concert.
Girlfriends Save the Last Dance
Joan, Maya and William try to fit in with the young crowd when they join Lynn for a night on the town at a new club.
Girlfriends R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find Out What It Means to William
William considers leaving the firm when he starts to feel that he is not respected; a neighbor approaches Maya to write a column for the neighborhood newsletter.
Girlfriends Deck the Halls With Bags and Folly
Joan joins a support group and decides to raise money for the group to throw a holiday party.
Girlfriends Adapt to Adopt
Maya and Darnell romanticize the idea of adopting, until they attend a neighborhood group for people who have adopted children and are offered a baby girl.
Girlfriends What's Black A-Lackin'?
Lynn gets upset that her record label is pushing back the release date of her album; Monica decides she does not want to know the sex of her baby, but William accidentally text messages the information to her phone.
Half & Half The Big Phat Mouth Episode
Mona goes on a date with a journalist, who puts her disparaging remarks about a recording artist into a magazine article.
Half & Half The Big Phat Mouth Episode
Mona's remarks in a magazine ruin her reputation in the industry, and she must plead her case to get her job back.
Half & Half The Big Falling For It Episode
Dee Dee fakes a serious injury after Mona accidentally hurts her in self-defense class. Chris Judd guest stars.
Half & Half The Big Sexy Shame Episode
Mona dates a sexy model but is embarrassed by his lack of intelligence; Tyrese performs at the Lush Lounge.
Half & Half The Big "I Have a Dream" Episode
Dee Dee draws the wrong conclusion when Mona refuses to divulge details of an embarrassing erotic dream.
Half & Half The Big "I Have a Dream" Episode
Dee Dee draws the wrong conclusion when Mona refuses to divulge details of an embarrassing erotic dream.
Eve How Will I Know?
J.T. and Grant (Sharif Atkins) both propose to Shelly at her birthday party.
Eve Shelly And...
As Shelly starts making plans for the wedding, her mother, Beverly (Penny Johnson Jerald), visits and tries to convince her that marriage is a bad idea.
Eve Three Divas, No Style
A personal and professional feud with Shelly erupts when Janie and Rita decide to start their own line of items at DivaStyle.
Eve The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe
Unable to fit into her own dress, Shelly decides to wear a customer's dress to the Black and White Ball with Jalen, only to be caught by the client.
Eve The Price of Friendship
Shelly and Janie argue over lottery winnings, putting their longstanding friendship at risk.
Eve Break Up to Make-Up
Rita threatens to leave the partnership when Shelly and Janie refuse to let her be the new face of DivaStyle.
The Parkers Kimberlale
A boutique owner orders one of Kim's fashion designs, but filling the order may mean putting college on hold.
The Parkers Quarantine
Kim and Nikki (Countess Vaughn, Mo'Nique) go stir crazy when they are quarantined after being exposed to a deadly virus.
The Parkers And the Band Plays On
Kim (Countess Vaughn) takes a dim view of the pretty new singer (guest star Tempestt Bledsoe) T (Ken Lawson) adds to his band.
The Parkers Betting on Love
When Nikki's old flame, a high-stakes gambler, tries to woo her back, Professor Oglevee stands to lose.
The Parkers It's a Family Affair
Nikki (Mo'Nique) squabbles with her snobby sister (guest star Suzzanne Douglas) on Thanksgiving, while Kim and her cousin (Countess Vaughn, guest star Cherie Johnson) sneak out.
The Parkers Bad to the Bone
Nikki becomes a mentor to an angelic-looking 12-year-old girl who turns out to be the devil incarnate.
Half & Half The Big Phat Mouth Episode
Mona goes on a date with a journalist, who puts her disparaging remarks about a recording artist into a magazine article.
Half & Half The Big Phat Mouth Episode
Mona's remarks in a magazine ruin her reputation in the industry, and she must plead her case to get her job back.
Half & Half The Big Falling For It Episode
Dee Dee fakes a serious injury after Mona accidentally hurts her in self-defense class. Chris Judd guest stars.
Half & Half The Big Sexy Shame Episode
Mona dates a sexy model but is embarrassed by his lack of intelligence; Tyrese performs at the Lush Lounge.
Half & Half The Big "I Have a Dream" Episode
Dee Dee draws the wrong conclusion when Mona refuses to divulge details of an embarrassing erotic dream.
Half & Half The Big "I Have a Dream" Episode
Dee Dee draws the wrong conclusion when Mona refuses to divulge details of an embarrassing erotic dream.
Half & Half The Big Much I Do About Nothing Episode
Spencer comes to a realization when he pretends to be Mona's boyfriend; Dee Dee decides to break up with hers.
Half & Half The Big Much I Do About Nothing Episode
Spencer comes to a realization when he pretends to be Mona's boyfriend; Dee Dee decides to break up with hers.
Half & Half The Big Mis-Conception Episode
A surprise announcement undoes Dee Dee's world; Mona attempts to make sense of her relationship with Spencer.
Half & Half The Big Mis-Conception Episode
Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee secretly take pregnancy tests; Mona accepts that Spencer is happy with his new girlfriend (Rowena King).
Just Eats With Chef JJ Kickin' It With The Kids
In this episode Chef JJ has some special recipes just for the kids, he kicks things off with a Pasta Bolognese. Then he lays out a ramen noodle dish that is the best homemade ramen you will ever eat.
Just Eats With Chef JJ Off The Cuff
Chef JJ invites over longtime friend Kamal Grant, owner of Sublime Donuts, the hottest go to spot in Atlanta. On the dinner menu are juicy pork chops and apple sauce served with a light refreshing daiquiri with a special JJ spin.
New Soul Kitchen Vegan Pasta Lovin'
Chef Jernard is on a mission in this episode to create a vegan meal that the whole family will love. He whips up a meal with Chef Ahki Taylor that tastes great, and is good for you.He creates his Basil & Mushroom Carrot Spaghetti Ribbons,which he p..
New Soul Kitchen Full of Flavor
Chef Jernard gets busy in the kitchen with Chef Bren Herrera for some full-flavored meals that will make their grandmas proud! Jernard makes delicious Crab Suffed Catfish with Cajun Sauce served with Asparagus Almondine. Chef Bren puts her twist on..
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One on One Manic Monday
Flex and Breanna fall under a mysterious spell that causes them to switch bodies, forcing them to see each other's point of view.
One on One You Don't Have to Go Home ...
Miss Swain (Kim Fields) discovers Arnaz living at the school, and he reluctantly turns to his estranged father (Tim Meadows) for help.
One on One Daddy's Home
When Arnaz's band hires a cute female lead singer (Cherie), Breanna fears Arnaz may have a passion for more than music.
One on One Who Brought the Jive Turkey?
Breanna and Flex have high hopes for their Thanksgiving celebrations, but neither goes as planned.
One on One Lost in the Headlights
Desperate for money, Breanna stuffs her bra in order to land a job and a commercial at a movie-themed restaurant where big-breasted women are the main attraction.
One on One Mojo No Mo
Flex and Diane wind up without dates for New Year's Eve, so they try to win dates at a charity auction.