Wednesday, June 24th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Ike's Wee Wee
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
South Park Conjoined Fetus Lady
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
South Park The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
South Park City on the Edge of Forever
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
South Park Summer Sucks
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
South Park Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
South Park Chickenpox
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.
South Park Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables."
South Park Clubhouses
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
South Park Cow Days
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
South Park Chef Aid
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
South Park Spooky Fish
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
South Park Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
South Park Gnomes
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
South Park Rainforest Schmainforest
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos.
Family Guy Dr. C and the Women
Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
Family Guy #JOLO
Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy.
Family Guy Once Bitten
When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.
Family Guy Roasted Guy
Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back.
Family Guy Fighting Irish
Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.
Family Guy Take My Wife
Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.
Family Guy Pilling Them Softly
Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.
Family Guy Papa Has a Rollin' Son
For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.
Family Guy Guy Robot
Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress.
Family Guy Peternormal Activity
When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses.
Family Guy Peter, Chris & Brian
When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.
Family Guy Hot Pocket-Dial
Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation.
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Family Guy Our Idiot Brian
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
Family Guy Encyclopedia Griffin
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.
Family Guy Dr. C and the Women
Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
Family Guy #JOLO
Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy.
South Park Spontaneous Combustion
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.
South Park Tweek vs. Craig
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
South Park Jakovasaurs
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
South Park Sexual Harassment Panda
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
South Park Cat Orgy
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.
South Park Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
South Park Jewbilee
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
South Park Chinpoko Mon
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
South Park Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
South Park Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
South Park The Brown Noise
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
South Park Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
South Park The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
South Park Quintuplets 2000
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
South Park Timmy 2000
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.