Friday, June 26th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
South Park Jared Has Aides
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
South Park Asspen
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
South Park The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
South Park Fun With Veal
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
South Park Simpsons Already Did It
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
South Park Red Hot Catholic Love
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
South Park Free Hat
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
South Park Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society.
Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
Seinfeld The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
Seinfeld The Andrea Doria
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
Seinfeld The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
Seinfeld The Money
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
Seinfeld The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
The Office The Fight
When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organized; things become awkward between Pam and Jim.
The Office The Client
Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out.
The Office Performance Review
Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss.
The Office E-Mail Surveillance
When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees.
The Office Christmas Party
After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.
The Office Booze Cruise
When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.
The Office The Injury
After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.
The Office The Secret
Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.
The Office The Carpet
When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.
The Office Boys and Girls
When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.
The Office Valentines Day
Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day.
The Office Dwight's Speech
When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help.
Family Guy Papa Has a Rollin' Son
For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.
Family Guy Guy Robot
Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress.
Family Guy Peternormal Activity
When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses.
Family Guy Peter, Chris & Brian
When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.
Family Guy Hot Pocket-Dial
Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation.
South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
South Park A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
South Park My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
South Park I'm a Little Bit Country
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
South Park Krazy Kripples
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
South Park Toilet Paper
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
South Park Canceled
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
South Park Red Man's Greed
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
Parks and Recreation Doppelgangers
Pawnee Parks employees are paired up with their Eagleton counterparts; Chris and Ben work on an accounting project together; Ann divulges her plans.
Parks and Recreation Gin It Up!
Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will.