Thursday, June 25th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
South Park Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children.
South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
South Park Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
South Park Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
South Park 4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
South Park Trapper Keeper
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
South Park Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
South Park Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
Seinfeld The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
Seinfeld The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
Seinfeld The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
Seinfeld The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
Seinfeld The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Health Care
When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
The Office The Alliance
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
The Office Basketball
Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
The Office Hot Girl
Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
The Office The Dundies
The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant.
The Office Sexual Harassment
Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone.
The Office Office Olympics
While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.
The Office The Fire
A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan.
The Office Halloween
Halloween is not much fun for Michael when he learns he must fire someone; Jim and Pam put Dwight's CV on the internet.
Family Guy Once Bitten
When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.
Family Guy Roasted Guy
Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back.
Family Guy Fighting Irish
Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.
Family Guy Take My Wife
Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.
Family Guy Pilling Them Softly
Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.
South Park Pip
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."
South Park Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
South Park Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
South Park Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
South Park Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
South Park Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
South Park Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
South Park How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
South Park The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.
South Park Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
South Park Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.