Thursday, August 14th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Pacific Feed
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Futurama Fun on a Bun
Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident.
Futurama Free Will Hunting
As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life.
Futurama Near-Death Wish
The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.
Futurama 31st Century Fox
Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters.
Futurama Viva Mars Vegas
The Planet Express crew escape to Mars Vegas for the weekend, only to run afoul of Robot Mafia, who is looking to recover a debt.
Futurama Naturama
Bender and the crew are featured in a nature documentary show called "Mutual of Omicron's Wild Universe"; they appear as different animals in each segment with voice-over narration.
Futurama Forty Percent Leadbelly
Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.
Digman! The Hunt for Bella
Rip and Saltine take the Antichrist on a worldwide journey through Rip and Bella's past in an attempt to exorcize the demon from Bella's body; Quail joins a shadowy organization of museum owners, but it is unclear what they want.
Digman! Jack and Rose
When Rip and Saltine uncover a global conspiracy, the Titanic Museum will stop at nothing to prevent the truth from getting out; Rip must turn to the late-night talk show host Chortles Collins.
Digman! A Sari Sight
Rip makes a foolish bet with his rival Jasper Jenkins; Rip and Saltine must search for a long-lost artifact, the Sari of an Untold Hue.
South Park Marjorine
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
South Park Follow That Egg!
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
South Park Ginger Kids
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitus; sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids to fight against discrimination.
South Park Trapped in the Closet
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
South Park Free Willzyx
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
South Park The Return of Chef!
Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.
South Park Smug Alert!
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
South Park A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
South Park Sermon on the 'Mount
When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.
South Park Got a Nut
When Mr. Mackey loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.
The Office Drug Testing
Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor.
The Office Conflict Resolution
Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department.
The Office Casino Night
Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse.
The Office Gay Witch Hunt
Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam.
The Office The Convention
Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia.
The Office The Coup
After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job.
The Office Grief Counseling
Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died.
The Office Initiation
Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way.
The Office Diwali
Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights.
The Office The Merger
Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged.
The Office The Convict
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison.
Family Guy Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.
Family Guy Into Harmony's Way
Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.
Family Guy Christmas Guy
Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
Family Guy Grimm Job
Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.
South Park Sermon on the 'Mount
When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.
South Park Got a Nut
When Mr. Mackey loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.
South Park Manbearpig
The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.
South Park TSST!
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
South Park Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
South Park Miss Teacher B... a Boy
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
South Park Hell on Earth 2006
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
South Park Stanley's Cup
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
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