Monday, March 9th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Pacific Feed
The Cleveland Show The One About Friends
Afraid that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, Cleveland invites his neighbor's son, Ernie, to the house; when Ernie gets too attached to the family, Cleveland has trouble getting him to go home.
The Cleveland Show Birth of a Salesman
Tim wishes that bad things would happen to Cleveland after he is named top salesman at Waterman Cable.
The Cleveland Show Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb
Cleveland Jr. takes a vow of chastity when Cleveland has "the talk" with Roberta; Rallo becomes a church greeter.
The Cleveland Show Ladies' Night
Cleveland discovers that Donna is still attending a support group for single mothers.
The Cleveland Show A Brown Thanksgiving
Cleveland celebrates his first Thanksgiving with his new family and discovers a shocking secret about Donna's Auntie Momma.
South Park Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
South Park The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
South Park Erection Day
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
South Park Marjorine
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
South Park Follow That Egg!
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
South Park Trapped in the Closet
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
South Park Free Willzyx
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
South Park The Return of Chef!
Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.
South Park Smug Alert!
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
South Park A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Seinfeld Pilot
A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.
Seinfeld The Stakeout
Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.
Seinfeld The Robbery
Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.
Seinfeld Male Unbonding
Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.
Seinfeld The Stock Tip
George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.
Seinfeld The Ex-Girlfriend
Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.
The Office E-Mail Surveillance
When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees.
The Office Christmas Party
After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.
The Office Booze Cruise
When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.
The Office The Injury
After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.
The Office The Secret
Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.
The Office The Carpet
When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.
The Office Boys and Girls
When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.
The Office Valentines Day
Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day.
The Office Dwight's Speech
When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help.
The Office Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office.
The Office Michael's Birthday
Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results.
Family Guy Yacht Rocky
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.
Family Guy Bri-Da
Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development.
Family Guy Absolutely Babulous
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.
Family Guy Disney's The Reboot
After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback.
Family Guy Cat Fight
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way.
South Park Bloody Mary
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
South Park With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
South Park Le Petit Tourette
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
South Park Cash For Gold
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
South Park Faith Hilling
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
South Park Butterballs
An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.
South Park I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.
South Park Cartman Finds Love
Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him.
South Park Sarcastaball
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.