Thursday, March 12th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Pacific Feed
South Park The F Word
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
South Park Dances with Smurfs
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
South Park Pee
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
South Park Sexual Healing
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
South Park You Have 0 Friends
Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.
South Park Crippled Summer
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
South Park Poor and Stupid
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
South Park It's a Jersey Thing
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
South Park Insheeption
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
South Park Crème Fraiche
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
South Park HumancentiPad
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
South Park Funnybot
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
South Park Royal Pudding
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
South Park T.M.I.
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
Seinfeld The Pony Remark
Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.
Seinfeld The Jacket
Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
Seinfeld The Phone Message
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
Seinfeld The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
Seinfeld The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Seinfeld The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
The Office Drug Testing
Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor.
The Office Conflict Resolution
Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department.
The Office Casino Night
Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse.
The Office Gay Witch Hunt
Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam.
The Office The Convention
Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia.
The Office The Coup
After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job.
The Office Grief Counseling
Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died.
The Office Initiation
Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way.
The Office Diwali
Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights.
The Office The Merger
Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged.
The Office The Convict
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison.
Family Guy Peter & Lois' Wedding
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.
Family Guy Heart Burn
In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.
Family Guy Shanksgiving
When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.
Family Guy Christmas Is Coming
Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience.
Family Guy Connie's Celica
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
South Park Grounded Vindaloop
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
South Park C... Magic
Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.
South Park Rehash
Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.
South Park Happy Holograms
Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.
South Park Stunning and Brave
The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.
South Park Where My Country Gone?
Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.
South Park The City Part of Town
With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.
South Park You're Not Yelping
Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.
South Park Safe Space
Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.