TV Schedule for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed
Thursday, May 9th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed
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Futurama A Clockwork Origin
The theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet inhabited by robots.
Futurama The Prisoner of Benda
A revolutionary invention allows the crew members to exchange minds.
Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences
Alien leader Lrrr faces a midlife crisis following a bungled Earth invasion.
Futurama The Mutants Are Revolting
Leela leads an army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface people.
Futurama The Futurama Holiday Spectacular
The Planet Express crew learns the true meaning of Xmas, Robanakah and Kwanzaa.
Futurama The Silence of the Clamps
Bender goes into hiding after testifying against the Robot Mafia.
Futurama Mobius Dick
Leela hunts down a mysterious four-dimensional space whale in the Bermuda Tetrahedron.
South Park Pajama Day
Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.
South Park The Big Fix
Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
South Park City People
Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.
South Park Back to the Cold War
A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
South Park Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
South Park Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
South Park Cupid Ye
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
South Park The World-Wide Privacy Tour
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
Seinfeld The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
Seinfeld The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
Seinfeld The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld The Millennium
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
Seinfeld The Muffin Tops
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
Seinfeld The Summer of George
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
Seinfeld The Butter Shave
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
The Office The Convict
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict, then the staff compares the office to a prison.
The Office A Benihana Christmas
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
The Office A Benihana Christmas
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
The Office Back From Vacation
Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office.
The Office Traveling Salesmen
Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.
The Office The Return
Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.
The Office Ben Franklin
Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
The Office Phyllis' Wedding
Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.
The Office Business School
Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.
The Daily Show New
Host Jon Stewart returns to his place behind the desk for an unvarnished look at the 2024 election, with expert analysis from the news team.
South Park Deep Learning
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
South Park DikinBaus Hot Dogs
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
South Park Spring Break
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
Host Jon Stewart returns to his place behind the desk for an unvarnished look at the 2024 election, with expert analysis from the news team.
South Park Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
South Park Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
South Park Chickenlover
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
South Park Ike's Wee Wee
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
South Park Conjoined Fetus Lady
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
South Park The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
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