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South Park Spontaneous Combustion

The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.

South Park Tweek vs. Craig

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

South Park Jakovasaurs

While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

South Park Sexual Harassment Panda

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

South Park Cat Orgy

A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.

South Park Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

South Park Jewbilee

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

South Park Chinpoko Mon

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

South Park Hooked on Monkey Fonics

The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

South Park Red Badge of Gayness

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

Seinfeld The Non-Fat Yogurt

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son.

Seinfeld The Barber

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Seinfeld The Masseuse

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld The Cigar-Store Indian

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Seinfeld The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

The Office Couples Discount

The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.

The Office Moving On

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office Moving On

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office The Farm

Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.

The Office Promos

The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.

The Office Stairmageddon

The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.

The Office Paper Airplane

Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.

The Office Livin' the Dream - Part 1

Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.

The Office Livin the Dream

Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.

The Office A.A.R.M.

As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.

The Office A.A.R.M.

As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.

The Daily Show New

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Family Guy Wild Wild West

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

Family Guy Pawtucket Pat

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether to remove the statue that commemorates him.

Family Guy The First No L

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.

South Park The Brown Noise

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

South Park Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.

South Park The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

South Park Quintuplets 2000

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

South Park Timmy 2000

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

South Park Pip

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."

South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.

South Park Chef Goes Nanners

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children.

South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.

South Park Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

South Park Probably

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

South Park 4th Grade

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

South Park Trapper Keeper

Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

South Park Helen Keller: The Musical

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.