TV Schedule for Comedy Central (US) - Eastern Feed

South Park Wing

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

South Park Best Friends Forever

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

South Park The Losing Edge

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

South Park The Death of Eric Cartman

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

South Park Erection Day

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

South Park Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

South Park Marjorine

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

South Park Follow That Egg!

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

South Park Trapped in the Closet

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

South Park Free Willzyx

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Seinfeld The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

The Office Finale

Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.

The Office Finale

Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.

The Office Pilot

When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.

The Office Health Care

When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.

The Office The Alliance

Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.

The Office Basketball

Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.

The Office Hot Girl

Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.

The Office The Dundies

The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant.

The Office Sexual Harassment

Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone.

The Office Office Olympics

While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.

The Office The Fire

A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan.

The Daily Show New

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Family Guy Meg Goes to College

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Family Guy Family Cat

A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil.

Family Guy LASIK Instinct

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

Family Guy Rock Hard

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

South Park Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

South Park Bloody Mary

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

South Park The Return of Chef!

Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.

South Park Smug Alert!

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

South Park A Million Little Fibers

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

South Park Manbearpig

The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.

South Park TSST!

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

South Park Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

South Park Miss Teacher B... a Boy

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

South Park Hell on Earth 2006

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

South Park Stanley's Cup

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

South Park Cartman Sucks

Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.

South Park Lice Capades

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

South Park The Snuke

Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.