Thursday, May 2nd TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park The Ring
Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.
South Park The Coon
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
South Park Margaritaville
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
South Park Eat, Pray, Queef
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.
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Futurama Anthology of Interest II
In several "what if" scenarios, Bender learns how life would be if he were human, Fry experiences life as if it were a video game, and Leela wonders about her true home.
Futurama Love & Rocket
Bender falls in love with the spaceship after the professor upgrades its software with a sexy female voice.
Futurama Leela's Homeworld
Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.
Futurama Where the Buggalo Roam
Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.
Futurama A Pharaoh to Remember
After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.
Futurama Godfellas
Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.
Futurama Future Stock
A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.
South Park Fishsticks
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
South Park Pinewood Derby
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
South Park Fatbeard
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
South Park Dead Celebrities
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
South Park Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
South Park W.T.F.
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
South Park Whale W...
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
South Park The F Word
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Seinfeld The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
Seinfeld The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Seinfeld The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Seinfeld The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Seinfeld The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
Seinfeld The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Seinfeld The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
The Office Lice
Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.
The Office Suit Warehouse
Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.
The Office Customer Loyalty
Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.
The Office Junior Salesman
David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.
The Office Vandalism
Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.
The Office Couples Discount
The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.
The Office Moving On
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
The Office Moving On
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
The Office The Farm
Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.
The Office Promos
The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.
The Office Stairmageddon
The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.
South Park Pee
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
South Park Sexual Healing
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
South Park You Have 0 Friends
Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him.
South Park Crippled Summer
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.