Friday, May 3rd TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park Poor and Stupid
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
South Park It's a Jersey Thing
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
South Park Insheeption
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
South Park Crème Fraiche
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
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Futurama A Leela of Her Own
The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.
Futurama The 30% Iron Chef
Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.
Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.
Futurama Crimes of the Hot
Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.
Futurama Jurassic Bark
Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.
Futurama The Route of All Evil
Prodigal sons return to start a competing delivery service that threatens the existence of Planet Express.
South Park HumancentiPad
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
South Park Funnybot
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
South Park Royal Pudding
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
South Park T.M.I.
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
South Park City Sushi
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
South Park The Last of the Meheecans
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Seinfeld The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Seinfeld The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Seinfeld The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
Seinfeld The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Seinfeld The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
The Office Paper Airplane
Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.
The Office Livin the Dream
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
The Office Livin the Dream
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Pilot
When a documentary crew arrives at Mifflin, manager Michael Scott attempts to paint a rosy picture but fails after learning the company will be downsizing.
The Office Health Care
When Dwight gets the authority to choose a health plan for everyone, the power quickly goes to his head, infuriating his co-workers.
Old School (2003)
Three friends (Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn) try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity.
South Park You're Getting Old
Stan's world view starts to change as well as his friendships just after his 10th birthday.
South Park Ass Burgers
Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.
South Park Bass to Mouth
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
South Park Broadway Bro Down
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.