Saturday, September 26th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
Parks and Recreation Woman of the Year
Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club.
Parks and Recreation The Possum
Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron.
Parks and Recreation Park Safety
After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger (Andy Samberg) in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office.
Parks and Recreation Summer Catalog
Leslie plans a picnic lunch for Ron and former directors of the Parks Department; Tom poses for the cover of the summer events catalog.
Parks and Recreation 94 Meetings
Ron becomes upset when April mistakenly schedules meetings for him; Leslie fights to preserve a historic landmark.
Parks and Recreation Telethon
When she hosts the late-night shift of a local telethon, Leslie gets a former professional basketball player as a celebrity guest; Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann.
Parks and Recreation The Master Plan
A visit from two state auditors (Adam Scott and Rob Lowe) puts Leslie's new park plans on hold; April has a plan for Andy.
The Office A Benihana Christmas - Part 1
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
The Office A Benihana Christmas -- Part 2
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
The Office Traveling Salesmen
Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.
The Office The Return
Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.
The Office Ben Franklin
Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
The Office Phyllis's Wedding
Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.
Just Go With It (2011)
A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) enlists the aid of his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) and her children to help him win the heart of a beautiful woman.
The Waterboy (1998)
Raised by his overprotective mother, Helen, Bobby Boucher Jr. is the water boy for a successful college football team coached by Red Beaulieu.
Grown Ups (2010)
Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.
Family Guy Heart Burn
In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.
Family Guy Shanksgiving
When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.
Family Guy Christmas Is Coming
Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience.
Family Guy Connie's Celica
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
South Park Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
South Park Weight Gain 4000
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
South Park Volcano
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
South Park Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
South Park An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
South Park Death
Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.
South Park Pink Eye
An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.
South Park Damien
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.