Monday, September 28th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park Cartman Sucks
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
South Park Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
South Park The Snuke
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
South Park Fantastic Easter Special
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
South Park D-Yikes!
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
South Park Night of the Living Homeless
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
South Park More Crap
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
South Park Guitar Queer-O
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.
South Park The List
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
South Park Tonsil Trouble
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
South Park Britney's New Look
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
South Park Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
South Park Canada on Strike!
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
South Park Eek, a Penis!
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
South Park Over Logging
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
South Park Super Fun Time
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
Seinfeld The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
Seinfeld The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
Seinfeld The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
Seinfeld The Busboy
George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.
Seinfeld The Note
Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.
Seinfeld The Truth
George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.
The Office Business School
Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.
The Office Cocktails
Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks.
The Office The Negotiation
Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.
The Office Safety Training
Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.
The Office Product Recall
The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.
The Office Women's Appreciation
Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.
The Office Beach Games
Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.
The Office The Job - Part 1
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.
The Office The Job - Part 2
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.
The Office Fun Run Part 1
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
The Office Fun Run Part 2
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
The Office Local Ad
Michael seizes the opportunity to exhibit his creativity when the Scranton branch must participate in a company ad; Dwight explores an online world.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Short Cuts
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates.
Family Guy Undergrounded
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.
Family Guy Rich Old Stewie
Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head Escape Room; The Special One
Beavis and Butt-Head try to solve an Escape Room only to wind up trapped in the bathroom; Beavis meets his greatest hero, Fire.
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head Boxed In; Beekeepers
Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in a cardboard box while attempting to hide out in the school; Beavis and Butt-Head try to harvest honey from a wasps' nest.
South Park With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
South Park Le Petit Tourette
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
South Park Imaginationland: The Trilogy
The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun.
South Park The China Probrem
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
South Park Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.