TV Schedule for Cozi - Network
Wednesday, September 9th TV listings for Cozi - Network
Married ... With Children Buck Has a Belly Ache
A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.
Married ... With Children If I Could See Me Now
Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.
The King of Queens Trash Talker
Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.
The King of Queens Precedent Nixin'
Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.
Roseanne Canoga Time
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Roseanne Father's Day
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Roseanne Mall Story
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.
George Lopez George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
George Lopez You Dropped a Mom on Me
Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.
George Lopez George's Dog Days of Bummer
When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.
George Lopez George Drives the Batmobile
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.
Married ... With Children God Help Ye Merry Bundymen
Al and Griff lose their jobs just before the holiday season; Bud and Kelly try to make some Christmas dollars.
Married ... With Children Crimes Against Obesity
Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.
Married ... With Children The Stepford Peg
Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.
Married ... With Children Bud on the Side
When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.
Married ... With Children Grime and Punishment
The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.
Married ... With Children TRASH
Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.
The King of Queens Foe: Pa
When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.
The King of Queens Tank Heaven
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
The King of Queens Altar Ego
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.
The King of Queens Icky Shuffle
Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.
Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
Two and a Half Men A Good Time in Central Africa
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
George Lopez Weekend at Benny's
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
George Lopez Jason Tutors Max
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
George Lopez Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
George Lopez The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
Roseanne Becky's Choice
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.
Roseanne The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
The Nanny A Star Is Unborn
Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.
The Nanny Pishke Business
Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.
The Nanny Stock Tip
Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.
The Nanny The Whine Cellar
Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
The Nanny The Boca Story
Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.
The Nanny Fran's Gotta Have It
Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.
The Nanny The Morning After
Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.
The Nanny First Date
Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).
Married ... With Children God's Shoes
Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.
Married ... With Children Kelly Does Hollywood
Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.