TV Schedule for Cozi - Network

Married ... With Children Psychic Avengers

Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money.

Married ... With Children My Dinner With Anthrax

Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first.

The King of Queens Gym Neighbors

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

Roseanne No Talking

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne Chicken Hearts

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne One for the Road

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Roseanne Born to Be Wild

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne Hair

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

George Lopez George Keeps Truant to Himself

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

George Lopez The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George Lopez A Funeral Brings George to his Niece

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George Lopez George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Married ... With Children Married ... Without Children

Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend.

Married ... With Children The Poker Game

Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money.

Married ... With Children Peggy Sue Got Work

The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store.

Married ... With Children Al Loses His Cherry

Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy.

Married ... With Children Nightmare on Al's Street

Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams.

Married ... With Children Johnny B. Gone

Delays at home threaten to keep Al and Peggy from attending the closing of their favorite restaurant.

The King of Queens Hi, School

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

The King of Queens Deconstructing Carrie

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

The King of Queens Van, Go

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

The King of Queens Black List

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Two and a Half Men Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

Two and a Half Men Nine Magic Fingers

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Two and a Half Men A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

Two and a Half Men The Squat and the Hover

Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

George Lopez George of the Rings

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

George Lopez Home Sweet Homeschool

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

George Lopez Leave It to Lopez

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

George Lopez Sk8r Boyz

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.