Tuesday, September 1st TV listings for COZI (WKPT) Tri-Cities, TN HD
Married ... With Children Married ... With Aliens
Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.
Married ... With Children Wabbit Season
Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.
The King of Queens Business Affairs
Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.
The King of Queens Flash Photography
As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.
Roseanne Morning Becomes Obnoxious
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
Roseanne Ballroom Blitz
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.
Roseanne The Wedding
The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.
Roseanne Heart & Soul
Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.
Roseanne Fights and Stuff
After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.
Roseanne Call Waiting
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.
George Lopez George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack
Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.
George Lopez Landlord Almighty
Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.
George Lopez George of the Rings
When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.
George Lopez Home Sweet Homeschool
Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.
Married ... With Children Shoeless Al
Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.
Married ... With Children Pump Fiction
Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.
Married ... With Children Radio Free Trumaine
Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.
Married ... With Children Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.
Married ... With Children A Shoe Room With a View
Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.
Married ... With Children Requiem for a Dead Briard
Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.
The King of Queens Flame Resistant
Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.
The King of Queens Connect Four
After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.
The King of Queens Mentalo Case
Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.
The King of Queens Loaner Car
Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.
Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
George Lopez Girl Fight
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
George Lopez George vs. George
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
George Lopez A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.
George Lopez Profiles in Courage
George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.
Roseanne Millions From Heaven
Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.
Roseanne What a Day for a Daydream
Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.
The Nanny Here Comes the Brood
Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.
The Nanny The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother
Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.
The Nanny Imaginary Friend
While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.
The Nanny The Christmas Show
Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash.
Bob Hearts Abishola Estée Lauder and Goat Meat
Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria.
Bob Hearts Abishola A Tight Ass Is a Wonderful Thing
Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.
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The Nanny The Cantor Show
Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).
The Nanny Green Card
Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.
The Nanny Ship of Fran's
Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.
The Nanny A Pup in Paris
Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.
Married ... With Children Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).
Married ... With Children One Down, Two to Go
Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.