Wednesday, September 2nd TV listings for COZI (WKPT) Tri-Cities, TN HD
Married ... With Children And Baby Makes Money
A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.
Married ... With Children Married ... With Who
Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.
The King of Queens Golden Moldy
Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.
The King of Queens S'poor House
When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.
Roseanne Honor Thy Mother
When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.
Roseanne Someday My Prince Will Come
A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.
Roseanne Pampered to a Pulp
After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.
Roseanne Satan, Darling
Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.
Roseanne Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.
Roseanne Roseambo
Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.
George Lopez Leave It to Lopez
Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.
George Lopez Sk8r Boyz
Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.
George Lopez The Simple Life
An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.
George Lopez Trouble in Paradise
Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.
Married ... With Children Reverend Al
Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.
Married ... With Children How Bleen Was My Kelly
Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.
Married ... With Children The Weaker Sex
After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.
Married ... With Children Flight of the Bumblebee
In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.
Married ... With Children Blonde and Blonder
Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.
Married ... With Children Dud Bowl II
Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.
The King of Queens Attention Deficit
Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.
The King of Queens Steve Moscow
After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.
The King of Queens Animal Attraction
Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.
The King of Queens Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.
Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
George Lopez Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
George Lopez Girls Night Out
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
George Lopez I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.
George Lopez Team Leader
George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.
Roseanne Home Is Where the Afghan Is
Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.
Roseanne Mothers and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
The Nanny Personal Business
Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play.
The Nanny The Nanny-in-Law
When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods.
The Nanny A Plot for Nanny
For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.
The Nanny The Show Must Go On
Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.
Bob Hearts Abishola Idle Nigerians
Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful.
Bob Hearts Abishola The Wrong Adebambo
When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up.
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The Nanny The Tart With Heart
Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.
The Nanny The Cradle Robbers
Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).
The Nanny The Bird's Nest
Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.
The Nanny The Rosie Show
Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.
Married ... With Children The Godfather
Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).
Married ... With Children Look Who's Barking
Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.