Saturday, May 31st TV listings for DTOUR - East
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins.
Border Security: America's Front Line
Packaged sweets at JFK Airport; a Dutch visitor travels stateside; mistaken identity for a traveler in Washington State; party girls' plans are deflated.
Border Security: America's Front Line
Officers don't believe a traveler's claims; a Canadian traveler is upset; clearance issues for a package from China.
Border Security: America's Front Line
A traveler returns from Colombia with a lot of luggage; a pregnant passenger in Detroit; a package from India is halted; a traveler is Washington is questioned.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins.
Border Security: America's Front Line
Packaged sweets at JFK Airport; a Dutch visitor travels stateside; mistaken identity for a traveler in Washington State; party girls' plans are deflated.
Mr. D Wrestling for Love
Gerry is asked to coach the wrestling tournament and promises to bring home trophies; Simon discovers his Jewish roots; Frank breaks up with Lisa.
Mr. D Gerry Runs a Sweat Shop
Gerry sells One Direction merchandise then finds out the band is in town; the teachers look for excuses to avoid room 207A; Frank's expenditures are questioned.
Mike & Molly Molly's Neverending Story
When Molly starts writing multiple drafts of her book, she starts to irritate Mike and the rest of the family.
Mike & Molly The Last Temptation of Mike
When Mike's flirtations with a rookie police officer are met with reciprocation, he begins to feel guilty.
Mike & Molly Support Your Local Samuel
When Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they are having financial issues, he considers moving back to Africa.
Mike & Molly Mike Check
When Molly learns that Mike hasn't been to the doctor in over a decade, she urges him to make an appointment.
The Goldbergs Hogan Is My Grandfather
Adam decides to make a movie about his grandfather for a class assignment but finds all of Pop's war stories mundane; Erica confronts Beverly about her mothering style; Beverly worries about teaching Erica and Barry basic life skills.
The Goldbergs Goldberg on the Goldbergs
When coach Mellor tells Beverly about his strained relationship with his brother, she intervenes, prompting a face-off; Geoff and Erica struggle with their long-distance relationship.
The Goldbergs Girl Talk
Adam offers to make Murray a commercial starring Marvin, but Marvin's actions mess up the plan; Beverly helps Barry court a girl at school.
The Goldbergs Jackie Likes Star Trek
Adam and Jackie disagree over their Halloween costumes; Murray teaches Adam how to keep Jackie happy.
The Middle The Drop Off
Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college and helps him move into the dorm; Brick keeps losing his new cell phone.
The Middle Change in the Air
Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl at school; Brick struggles with a fear as he starts middle school; Frankie is jealous when she learns that Axl replies to Mike's texts but not hers.
The Middle The Potato
In order to get her own car, Sue gets a job at a mall eatery; Mike and Frankie learn that Brick hasn't been attending any classes; Axl spends nights at home to avoid his horrible roommate.
The Middle The 100th
Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary; Sue tries to make Darrin jealous.
Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
The Drew Carey Show Lisa Gets Married
Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.
The Drew Carey Show They're Back
Drew (Drew Carey) grows concerned when his parents (guest stars Marion Ross, Stanley Anderson) move in with him after they lose their home.
The New Adventures of Old Christine My Big Fat Sober Wedding
Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Friends
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
Two and a Half Men She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
Two and a Half Men The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
Two and a Half Men My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
The Middle The Drop Off
Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college and helps him move into the dorm; Brick keeps losing his new cell phone.
The Middle Change in the Air
Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl at school; Brick struggles with a fear as he starts middle school; Frankie is jealous when she learns that Axl replies to Mike's texts but not hers.
The Middle The Potato
In order to get her own car, Sue gets a job at a mall eatery; Mike and Frankie learn that Brick hasn't been attending any classes; Axl spends nights at home to avoid his horrible roommate.
The Middle The 100th
Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary; Sue tries to make Darrin jealous.
The Goldbergs Hogan Is My Grandfather
Adam decides to make a movie about his grandfather for a class assignment but finds all of Pop's war stories mundane; Erica confronts Beverly about her mothering style; Beverly worries about teaching Erica and Barry basic life skills.
The Goldbergs Goldberg on the Goldbergs
When coach Mellor tells Beverly about his strained relationship with his brother, she intervenes, prompting a face-off; Geoff and Erica struggle with their long-distance relationship.
The Goldbergs Girl Talk
Adam offers to make Murray a commercial starring Marvin, but Marvin's actions mess up the plan; Beverly helps Barry court a girl at school.
The Goldbergs Jackie Likes Star Trek
Adam and Jackie disagree over their Halloween costumes; Murray teaches Adam how to keep Jackie happy.
Mike & Molly Molly's Neverending Story
When Molly starts writing multiple drafts of her book, she starts to irritate Mike and the rest of the family.