Monday, March 23rd TV listings for DTOUR
Saving Hope The Great Randall
When a hypnotist is called into the hospital to help with a patient who can't remember his identity, the man uses his psychic ability to connect Charlie and Alex.
Saving Hope Consenting Adults
Alex's patient falls into a coma during a routine surgical procedure and encounters Charlie in the spirit world; Joel treats a patient who does his own body modifications.
Haven Lost and Found
Nathan and Dwight investigate missing children linked to an ancient legend; Duke tries to find Audrey by focusing Jennifer's trouble.
Mr. D President Jimmy
Gerry gets involved in the student council election; Robert tries to end a smear campaign; Lisa doesn't get along with the school's librarian.
Mr. D Callaghan's Daughter
Callaghan's daughter is in town visiting and after seeing her old graduation photo, Gerry wants to take her out on a date; Bobbi leads a photo shoot for Xavier's campaign.
The Middle Vacation Days
Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review.
The Middle Stormy Moon
When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break.
George Lopez George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante
George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.
George Lopez George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
Mike & Molly Mother From Another Mudlick
For the first time, Mike meets his aunt Rosemary (Margo Martindale) and is smitten with her warmth and positive attitude.
Mike & Molly Fight to the Finish
When Mike won't listen to Molly vent about writing with Peggy, Molly gets angry and the two part ways for a day.
Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
Two and a Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
Two and a Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
Two and a Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
The Drew Carey Show Steve and Mimi Get Married
Steve and Mimi get married under extremely bizarre circumstances.
The Drew Carey Show Drew and Kate's First Date
Drew feels pressure as he prepares to go on his first date with Kate.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Suitcase
Chuck and Sarah go under cover in Milan during Fashion Week to retrieve a high-tech secret weapon; Morgan discovers a fatal flaw that compromises the new Buy More.
Rizzoli & Isles Brown Eyed Girl
When a police officer's daughter is kidnapped, Jane and the team must race to find the girl.
Rizzoli & Isles Don't Hate the Player
Jane and Maura investigate when a baseball coach is found dead in a locker room; Tommy returns home after being released from jail.
The West Wing Gaza
The president considers military options when a congressional fact-finding team's vehicle is bombed during an investigation of the Palestinian and Israeli conflict.
The West Wing Memorial Day
Violence continues to escalate in the Gaza Strip, and the murder of high-ranking U.S. officials prompts President Bartlet to consider a military response.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Suitcase
Chuck and Sarah go under cover in Milan during Fashion Week to retrieve a high-tech secret weapon; Morgan discovers a fatal flaw that compromises the new Buy More.
Rizzoli & Isles Brown Eyed Girl
When a police officer's daughter is kidnapped, Jane and the team must race to find the girl.
Rizzoli & Isles Don't Hate the Player
Jane and Maura investigate when a baseball coach is found dead in a locker room; Tommy returns home after being released from jail.
The West Wing Gaza
The president considers military options when a congressional fact-finding team's vehicle is bombed during an investigation of the Palestinian and Israeli conflict.
The West Wing Memorial Day
Violence continues to escalate in the Gaza Strip, and the murder of high-ranking U.S. officials prompts President Bartlet to consider a military response.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Suitcase
Chuck and Sarah go under cover in Milan during Fashion Week to retrieve a high-tech secret weapon; Morgan discovers a fatal flaw that compromises the new Buy More.
Border Security: America's Front Line In the Weeds
A traveler is caught with injections; officers smoke out marijuana residue; a mom may end up in jail due to a wrong turn.
Border Security: America's Front Line Deadly Potential
A one-way ticket raises red flags; a traveler is caught with undeclared meat; officers find a loaded gun and live crab.
Border Security: America's Front Line On Thin Ice
Officers find white powder in tea sacks; pills marked ICE are frozen; some furry foreigners arrive to spread good will.
Border Security: America's Front Line Smells Fishy
A traveler is caught with cocaine-filled pen caps; a long stay alerts CBP; a probation-breaking welder feels the heat.
Border Security: America's Front Line Forbidden Foods
A fake ID is comes to light at the border; a young traveler's stories don't jibe; CBP hounds sniff out forbidden food.