Monday, August 31st TV listings for E! Entertainment USA - Eastern Feed
Keeping Up With the Kardashians Surprise, Surprise
During a whirlwind week of birthdays, Khloé and Kim plan an epic surprise to celebrate Corey; Khloé must choose between freezing her eggs and making embryos with her ex; Kim races against the clock to help an incarcerated man.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians Affairs of the Everhart
Bruce and Angie Everhart become golf buddies; Rob moves back in with Khloé and Lamar.
Cocktail Wars The Perfect Pour
Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer and writer Seth Green.
Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Two and a Half Men Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
Two and a Half Men Release the Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
Two and a Half Men Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Two and a Half Men Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
Two and a Half Men Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
Two and a Half Men Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
Two and a Half Men Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
Two and a Half Men That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
Two and a Half Men My Damn Stalker
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.
Two and a Half Men Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
Two and a Half Men I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Two and a Half Men It Never Rains in Hooterville
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
Two and a Half Men Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Two and a Half Men Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Two and a Half Men Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
Two and a Half Men Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Two and a Half Men Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Two and a Half Men Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
Two and a Half Men You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
Two and a Half Men Avoid the Chinese Mustard
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
The life, career and music of Dolly Parton are reflected in interviews with friends, companions and the artist herself, mixed with clips of Parton's performances.
Cocktail Wars The Perfect Pour
Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer and writer Seth Green.
Cocktail Wars A Jersey Vacation
The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.
The life, career and music of Dolly Parton are reflected in interviews with friends, companions and the artist herself, mixed with clips of Parton's performances.
Very Cavallari Crystal Clear
Kristin still mourns her failed friendship with Kelly; Brittainy is newly single, but is shocked when she is late getting her period and fears that she might be pregnant with Stone's baby.
Very Cavallari Home Wasn't Built in a Day
Kristin heads back home to Chicago to visit her mom and check on the progress of her new retail store; time is ticking and Kristin wants to launch the store, but the contractors are unsure if they can meet her demands.
Very Cavallari Work/Life Balance
As her company grows, Kristin struggles to find a work-life balance and feels pressure to take a step back, while Jay has his sights set on bringing some mini donkeys to the farm; Justin begins to fear the leap from L.A. to Nashville.
Very Cavallari Just Like the Old Days
Kristin takes off to Mexico for her first ever Uncommon James National TV commercial shoot with Brittainy, Pip and Jack; Heidi and Audrina fly to Nashville to reminisce about their time on "The Hills," and try to figure out who they can trust.
Very Cavallari Red Carpet Ready
Kristin embarks on another trip to Los Angeles for the Emmys, bringing Jay along as her La La Land sidekick; Stone resurfaces in Brittainy's life, causing her to question everything about her new relationship with PJ.
Very Cavallari Roughing It
Kristin and Jay take their friends on a camping trip; Jay is at home in the wilderness, while everyone else feels like a fish out of water; Brittainy makes a serious error at the office, which quickly spirals into a major issue for Uncommon James.