Monday, November 9th TV listings for E! Entertainment USA HD - East
Two and a Half Men Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
Two and a Half Men Another Night With Neil Diamond
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Two and a Half Men My Bodacious Vidalia
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
Two and a Half Men Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
Two and a Half Men Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Two and a Half Men I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Two and a Half Men This Unblessed Biscuit
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Two and a Half Men Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
Two and a Half Men Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Two and a Half Men Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
Two and a Half Men Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
Two and a Half Men Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
Two and a Half Men Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
Two and a Half Men On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Two and a Half Men Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
Two and a Half Men Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Two and a Half Men Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Two and a Half Men Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Two and a Half Men Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Two and a Half Men How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Two and a Half Men Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Two and a Half Men West Side Story
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
Two and a Half Men Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Two and a Half Men Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Two and a Half Men Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
Two and a Half Men Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
The Golden Life Where's The Stylist?
Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.
Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition Luann de Lesseps & Roger Dawley
Luann de Lesseps and her assistant, Roger Dawley, get candid about Dorinda's near-miss during Luann's show, an adversary returning to the conversation, and why Michael is the perfect man.
How I Met Your Mother Single Stamina
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
How I Met Your Mother How Lily Stole Christmas
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
How I Met Your Mother First Time in New York
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
How I Met Your Mother Columns
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
How I Met Your Mother Monday Night Football
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
How I Met Your Mother Lucky Penny
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
How I Met Your Mother Stuff
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
How I Met Your Mother Arrivederci, Fiero
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
How I Met Your Mother Moving Day
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
How I Met Your Mother Bachelor Party
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of the best man.
How I Met Your Mother Showdown
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on "The Price Is Right."
How I Met Your Mother Something Borrowed
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
How I Met Your Mother Something Blue
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
The Golden Life Golden Years in a Golden Place
The women pick up where they left off; Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules; Kelly looks for love; Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.
The Golden Life I Need a Mocktail
Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.
The Golden Life Where's The Stylist?
Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.