Wednesday, November 11th TV listings for E! Entertainment USA HD - East
How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
How I Met Your Mother Sandcastles in the Sand
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
How I Met Your Mother The Goat
When Barney breaks the "bro code," he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
How I Met Your Mother Rebound Bro
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
How I Met Your Mother Miracles
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
How I Met Your Mother Do I Know You?
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
How I Met Your Mother Intervention
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
How I Met Your Mother Shelter Island
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
How I Met Your Mother Happily Ever After
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
How I Met Your Mother Not a Father's Day
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
How I Met Your Mother Woooo!
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
How I Met Your Mother The Naked Man
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
How I Met Your Mother The Fight
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
How I Met Your Mother Little Minnesota
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
How I Met Your Mother Benefits
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
How I Met Your Mother Oh Honey
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
How I Met Your Mother Hooked
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.
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The Golden Life I Need a Mocktail
Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.
The Golden Life Where's The Stylist?
Luann enters the final stretch of her cabaret tour, while Dorinda tries to find her footing in Palm Beach; Sonja and Kelly put their clash behind them; meanwhile, a spa day goes awry when Sonja brings up some unfinished business with Dorinda.
The Golden Life People Will Think We're Nuts
After a tense night, Dorinda is determined to pull off the perfect Palm Beach hat luncheon for the ladies; but when Sonja arrives fashionably late, tensions flare and Dorinda's elegant afternoon quickly turns into a hat-astrophe.
Two and a Half Men The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.
Two and a Half Men A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.
Two and a Half Men Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
Two and a Half Men Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Two and a Half Men Oontz Oontz Oontz
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
Two and a Half Men Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Two and a Half Men Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
Two and a Half Men Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Two and a Half Men Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
Two and a Half Men Here I Come, Pants!
After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.
Two and a Half Men For Whom the Booty Calls
When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
Two and a Half Men A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
Two and a Half Men Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Two and a Half Men Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
Two and a Half Men Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Two and a Half Men Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Two and a Half Men Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Two and a Half Men Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.