Saturday, September 12th TV listings for FXX USA HD - Eastern
The Simpsons Today I Am a Clown
After Krusty admits he never had a bar mitzvah, he hires Homer to fill in as guest host on his show during the ceremony.
The Simpsons 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
Homer sells a Joe DiMaggio card for a pile of cash, then fritters it all away on himself before being roused by Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol."
The Simpsons Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
Marge decries a movement that favors a school-tax exemption for Springfield's childless residents.
The Simpsons I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
Homer builds a robot suit and battles robots in competition; Lisa mourns the loss of Snowball II.
The Simpsons Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
Marge writes a novel, "The Harpooned Heart," using Homer and Ned as inspiration for her characters; Homer gets the book-on-tape version read by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
The Simpsons Margical History Tour
When the library runs short of books, Marge regales the kids with yarns about King Henry VIII, Sacagawea and Mozart.
The Simpsons Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Milhouse moves away, leaving Bart to find a new best friend in Lisa; Bart visits reinvented Milhouse in Capitol City.
The Simpsons Smart and Smarter
The interviewer at a gifted preschool insults Maggie, then jealous Lisa leads her astray after she gets accepted.
The Simpsons The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Marge's old flame Artie Ziff moves in after losing his dot-com fortune; after Homer wins the remaining shares of Artie's company, he becomes the subject of an investigation.
The Simpsons Co-Dependent's Day
After a bender Homer frames Marge for his DUI, and as a result Marge must check into rehab.
The Simpsons Wandering Juvie
Judge Harm sends Bart to juvenile detention, where he meets a girl who helps him devise an escape plan.
The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding
When Principal Skinner's fiancé calls off the wedding, he seeks Homer's help to win her back, then Edna runs off to a comic book convention with another man.
The Simpsons Catch 'Em if You Can
When Homer and Marge get caught having a rendezvous in Miami, Bart, Lisa and Grampa Simpson take off on a cross-country journey to foil their romantic getaway.
The Simpsons Simple Simpson
Homer confronts Springfield's evildoers in the form of his crime-fighting alter ego, the Pie Man.
Family Guy Space Cadet
When the Griffins try to pick Chris up from space camp, they find themselves accidentally launched into space and reliant on Chris to get them home.
Family Guy Brian's Play
Brian loses confidence when he learns that Stewie has written a better play than he.
Family Guy The Giggity Wife
During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.
Family Guy Valentine's Day in Quahog
On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Pete stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.
Family Guy Chris Cross
When Meg catches Chris stealing money from Lois' purse, she makes him do her chores; Chris, tired of the pact with Meg, runs away to live with Herbert; Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
Family Guy Call Girl
When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.
Family Guy Turban Cowboy
An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes friends with a man named Mahmoud; Quagmire and Joe become suspicious of Mahmoud.
Family Guy 12 and a Half Angry Men
Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.
Family Guy Bigfat
When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.
Family Guy Total Recall
When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.
Family Guy Save the Clam
Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.
Family Guy Farmer Guy
The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.
Family Guy Roads to Vegas
Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert.
King of the Hill Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Bobby goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card.
King of the Hill Ceci N'Est Pas une King of the Hill
Peggy's design for Strickland Propane is picked up by an art dealer who bills her as an uneducated hillbilly; Dale walks around in a suit of armor.
King of the Hill That's What She Said
A co-worker's (Ben Stiller) smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
King of the Hill My Hair Lady
Bill becomes a lady's man while working with Luanne at a trendy beauty salon. Guest voice Christina Applegate.
King of the Hill Phish and Wildlife
Hank teaches Bobby and a camp of hippies how to live off the land; Dale and Boomhauer leave camp for hamburgers.
King of the Hill Cheer Factor
Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita (Peri Gilpin) to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
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King of the Hill The Order of the Straight Arrow
Hank gets in trouble with the police and environmentalists when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure.
King of the Hill Hank's Got the Willies
Willie Nelson invites the Hills to a barbecue after Bobby accidentally hits the star with a golf club.
King of the Hill Luanne's Saga
After leaving her boyfriend, Hank's niece, Luanne, finds comfort with Boomhauer. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Chuck Mangione.
King of the Hill Hank's Unmentionable Problem
When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.