TV Schedule for ION Mystery (KUBN-LD2) Bend, OR

Married ... With Children No Chicken, No Check

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Married ... With Children Take My Wife, Please

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

The King of Queens Court Date

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Roseanne Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Roseanne It's a Boy!

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

Roseanne Playing With Matches

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Roseanne Promises, Promises

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Roseanne Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

George Lopez Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

George Lopez Charity

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

George Lopez Meet the Cuban Parents

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

George Lopez This Old Casa

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Married ... With Children It's a Bundyful Life

After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.

Married ... With Children Who'll Stop the Rain?

Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.

Married ... With Children A Taxing Problem

Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.

Married ... With Children You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em

Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.

Married ... With Children You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em

Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.

The King of Queens White Collar

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

The King of Queens Rayny Day

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

The King of Queens Train Wreck

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

The King of Queens Where's Poppa?

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Two and a Half Men Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Two and a Half Men Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Two and a Half Men Another Night With Neil Diamond

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Two and a Half Men My Bodacious Vidalia

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

George Lopez George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past.

George Lopez George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family.

George Lopez George Nieces a New Media Room

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

George Lopez George Testi-Lies for Benny

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Roseanne Tooth or Consequences

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

The Nanny The Taxman Cometh

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

The Nanny An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

The Nanny Tattoo

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

The Nanny The Car Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

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The Nanny Frannie's Choice

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny I Don't Remember Mama

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

The Nanny Fran Lite

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

The Nanny The Playwright

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Married ... With Children Scared Single

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Married ... With Children No Ma'am

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.