TV Schedule for ION Mystery (KUBN-LD2) Bend, OR
Tuesday, September 29th TV listings for ION Mystery (KUBN-LD2) Bend, OR
Married ... With Children Dances With Weezie
Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.
Married ... With Children Change for a Buck
Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.
The King of Queens Time Share
Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.
The King of Queens Maybe Baby
A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.
Roseanne Two Down, One to Go
Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.
Roseanne The Mommy's Curse
Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.
Roseanne Party Politics
Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.
Roseanne A Stash From the Past
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.
Roseanne Be My Baby
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
Roseanne Halloween V
Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.
George Lopez Super Bowl
Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.
George Lopez The Valentine's Day Massacre
George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.
George Lopez Girl Fight
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
George Lopez George vs. George
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
Married ... With Children Rock and Roll Girl
When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.
Married ... With Children What Goes Around Comes Around
Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.
Married ... With Children Peggy Turns 300
While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.
Married ... With Children Peggy Made a Little Lamb
Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.
Married ... With Children Raingirl
Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.
Married ... With Children The Agony of DeFeet
Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.
The King of Queens Art House
Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.
The King of Queens Queasy Rider
Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.
The King of Queens Female Problems
Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.
The King of Queens Assaulted Nuts
After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.
Two and a Half Men Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
Two and a Half Men Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Two and a Half Men I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Two and a Half Men This Unblessed Biscuit
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
George Lopez Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.
George Lopez George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.
George Lopez George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
George Lopez George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
Roseanne Homeward Bound
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
Roseanne Guilt by Imagination
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
The Nanny Hurricane Fran
Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season.
The Nanny Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?
Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiancé to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.
The Nanny Kissing Cousins
The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).
The Nanny The Fifth Wheel
Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.