Saturday, October 18th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Lovers' Lane
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Roseanne The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.
Roseanne Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash
When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne Saturday
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
Roseanne Canoga Time
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Roseanne Father's Day
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
Two and a Half Men A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Two and a Half Men The Soil Is Moist
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Two and a Half Men Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.
Two and a Half Men Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Two and a Half Men Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Two and a Half Men Fish in a Drawer
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
Two and a Half Men Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Two and a Half Men Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Two and a Half Men Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Two and a Half Men Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Everybody Loves Raymond Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Seinfeld The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
Seinfeld The Wife
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
Seinfeld The Raincoats
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
Seinfeld The Raincoats
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
Seinfeld The Fire
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
Seinfeld The Hamptons
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
Seinfeld The Opposite
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."
Seinfeld The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
Seinfeld The Big Salad
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
Seinfeld The Pledge Drive
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
Seinfeld The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
Seinfeld The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Subway, Somehow
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Up in the Airport
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Revenge Makeover
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
The Golden Girls Sophia's Choice
Sophia and Rose help a friend escape from an inadequate nursing home.
The Golden Girls Rites of Spring
Flashbacks recall previous attempts by the roommates to lose weight.