Saturday, February 28th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Lovers' Lane
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Roseanne The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.
Roseanne Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash
When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne Saturday
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
Roseanne Canoga Time
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Roseanne Father's Day
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Roseanne Mall Story
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.
Roseanne Becky's Choice
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.
Roseanne The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
Roseanne Workin' Overtime
Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.
Seinfeld The Letter
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
Seinfeld The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
Seinfeld The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
Seinfeld The Trip
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
Seinfeld The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
Seinfeld The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
Annual celebration of Black excellence, the NAACP Image Awards draw the biggest and brightest stars in Hollywood.
Seinfeld The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
Seinfeld The Wallet
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
The King of Queens Attention Deficit
Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.
The King of Queens Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.
The King of Queens Animal Attraction
Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.
The King of Queens Golden Moldy
Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Teach Your Children Well
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.
The New Adventures of Old Christine No Fault Divorce
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember
After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine
Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe
When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff
When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Separation Anxiety
Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
The Golden Girls Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.
The Golden Girls Hey, Look Me Over
An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.