Saturday, March 7th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne One for the Road
Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.
Roseanne An Officer and a Gentleman
Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.
Roseanne Born to Be Wild
Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.
Roseanne Hair
Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.
Roseanne I'm Hungry
Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.
Roseanne All of Me
Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.
Roseanne To Tell the Truth
Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.
Roseanne Fender Bender
After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.
Roseanne April Fool's Day
Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.
Roseanne Fathers and Daughters
Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.
Roseanne Happy Birthday
Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.
Roseanne The Test
The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.
Seinfeld The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Seinfeld The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
Seinfeld The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
Seinfeld The Wife
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
Seinfeld The Raincoats
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
Seinfeld The Raincoats
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
Seinfeld The Fire
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
Seinfeld The Hamptons
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
Seinfeld The Opposite
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."
Seinfeld The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
Seinfeld The Big Salad
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
Seinfeld The Pledge Drive
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
Seinfeld The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
Seinfeld The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
Seinfeld The Gymnast
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
Seinfeld The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
Seinfeld The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Real Thing
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Friends
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Frasier
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Big Bang
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Popular
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Traffic
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine House
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
The Golden Girls Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.
The Golden Girls The Commitments
Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member.