Thursday, May 7th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H The Army-Navy Game
While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.
M*A*S*H Sticky Wicket
After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.
M*A*S*H Major Fred C. Dobbs
When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.
M*A*S*H Ceasefire
News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.
Gunsmoke A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
A lawyer (Paul Stevens) agrees to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife.
Gunsmoke Lynch Town
Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.
Gunsmoke The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.
Gunsmoke Susan Was Evil
A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station.
Gunsmoke The Deadly Innocent
Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Crusader
Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Sidecar
Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.
The Andy Griffith Show My Fair Ernest T. Bass
A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.
The Andy Griffith Show Prisoner of Love
Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.
The Andy Griffith Show Hot Rod Otis
Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.
The Andy Griffith Show The Song Festers
Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.
Everybody Loves Raymond Turkey or Fish
Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.
Everybody Loves Raymond Captain Nemo
Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball
Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick
Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.
Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Handsome?
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Car
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."
Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds
Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.
The King of Queens Female Problems
Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.
The King of Queens Assaulted Nuts
After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.
The King of Queens Parent Trapped
Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.
The King of Queens Tube Stakes
Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.
The King of Queens Doug Out
Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.
The King of Queens Get Away
Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.
Seinfeld The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.
The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
The New Adventures of Old Christine Self-Esteem Tempura
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Rage Against the Christine
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard, the Comedian
Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.
The Andy Griffith Show Big Brothers
County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober's Contest
Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest.