Tuesday, May 5th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Love Story
Radar gets a recorded "Dear John" letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl.
M*A*S*H Tuttle
Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage.
M*A*S*H The Ringbanger
The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.
Gunsmoke Talbot
An outlaw (Anthony Zerbe) falls in love with the widow (Salome Jens) of a man he killed in self-defense.
Gunsmoke This Golden Land
The surviving son (Richard Dreyfuss) of a Russian emigrant seeks vengeance for the hazing death of his brother.
Gunsmoke Women for Sale
Settlers and travelers are taken captive by renegade Indians and sold as slaves.
Gunsmoke Women for Sale
A woman and girl are with Matt as he pursues captives en route to Mexico.
Gunsmoke Matt's Love Story
Wounded Matt, also suffering from a case of amnesia, falls in love with a beautiful widow.
The Andy Griffith Show Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer the House Guest
Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.
The Andy Griffith Show A Black Day for Mayberry
Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.
The Andy Griffith Show Up in Barney's Room
Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.
Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
The King of Queens Crappy Birthday
Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.
The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's
Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.
The King of Queens Court Date
Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.
The King of Queens White Collar
Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.
The King of Queens Rayny Day
Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.
The King of Queens Train Wreck
Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.
Seinfeld The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Seinfeld The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
The Golden Girls Home Again, Rose: Part 1
Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.
The Golden Girls Home Again, Rose: Part 2
Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.
The Golden Girls One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1
Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.
The Golden Girls One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2
Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Comes to Mayberry
Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Restaurant
Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
The Andy Griffith Show Floyd's Barbershop
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.