Wednesday, May 6th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.
M*A*S*H Dear Dad ... Again
Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret.
M*A*S*H The Longjohn Flap
During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.
Gunsmoke The Boy and the Sinner
A man (Ron Moody) is torn between keeping his self-respect and a boy's friendship, and honoring his drunken promise to aid two gunmen.
Gunsmoke The Widowmaker
A former gunfighter (Steve Forrest) tries to live a quiet life with the woman he loves.
Gunsmoke Kitty's Love Affair
A reluctant gunfighter (Richard Kiley) risks his life to save Kitty, who has fallen in love with him.
Gunsmoke The Widow and the Rogue
A friendly thief (James Stacy) facing a mandatory two-year jail sentence attempts to escape from Festus en route to Dodge City.
Gunsmoke A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
A man (Morgan Woodward) seeks revenge after renegades kill his wife and burn his house.
The Andy Griffith Show A Date for Gomer
Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.
The Andy Griffith Show Citizen's Arrest
Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and His Merry Men
Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Cave Rescue
Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie's Pal
Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.
Everybody Loves Raymond I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Everybody Loves Raymond Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Everybody Loves Raymond Your Place or Mine?
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
The King of Queens Hungry Man
Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.
The King of Queens Time Share
Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.
The King of Queens Where's Poppa?
Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.
The King of Queens Art House
Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.
The King of Queens Maybe Baby
A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.
The King of Queens Queasy Rider
Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.
Seinfeld The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Seinfeld The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Seinfeld The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
Seinfeld The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
The Golden Girls The Engagement
Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist.
The Golden Girls Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.
The Golden Girls Rose the Prude
Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.
The Golden Girls Transplant
Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Statue
Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.
The Andy Griffith Show Helen, the Authoress
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.
The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Dolly
Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Piano Lesson
Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.