Friday, October 16th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Nurse Doctor
Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
M*A*S*H Private Finance
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
M*A*S*H Mr. & Mrs. Who
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
M*A*S*H The Yalu Brick Road
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
Gunsmoke Goldtown
Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims.
Gunsmoke The Mark of Cain
A respected rancher is found to have been a notoriously cruel Civil War commandant.
Gunsmoke The Reprisal
Doc Adams' life is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient.
Gunsmoke The Long Night
Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam and Louie captive in the Long Branch.
Gunsmoke Night Riders
Vengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge and challenge the authority of Festus Haggen.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rumor
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
The Andy Griffith Show Back to Nature
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Loves Helen
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Physical
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting the Attacker
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
Everybody Loves Raymond Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Everybody Loves Raymond Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Everybody Loves Raymond Wallpaper
Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.
The King of Queens Gym Neighbors
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
The King of Queens Hi, School
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
The King of Queens Deconstructing Carrie
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
The King of Queens Black List
Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.
The King of Queens Wish Boned
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
Seinfeld The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
Seinfeld The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
Seinfeld The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
Seinfeld The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Rage Against the Christine
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Unidentified Funk
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
Roseanne Terms of Estrangement
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Roseanne Terms of Estrangement
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
Roseanne The Dark Ages
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Roseanne Mommy Nearest
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
Roseanne Pretty in Black
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.