Thursday, October 22nd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Goodbye, Cruel World
Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.
M*A*S*H Dreams
Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.
M*A*S*H War Co-Respondent
Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).
M*A*S*H Back Pay
Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
Gunsmoke Jake MacGraw
People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon.
Gunsmoke Roots of Fear
A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.
Gunsmoke The Sisters
A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children.
Gunsmoke The Cage
An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice.
Gunsmoke The War Priest
Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Runs for Sheriff
Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.
The Andy Griffith Show If I Had a Quarter-Million
Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.
The Andy Griffith Show TV or Not TV
A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.
The Andy Griffith Show Guest in the House
Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.
The Andy Griffith Show The Case of the Punch in the Nose
Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Newspaper
Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Breakup Tape
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Everybody Loves Raymond Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
Everybody Loves Raymond A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
Everybody Loves Raymond Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
The King of Queens Apartment Complex
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.
The King of Queens Buggie Nights
Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.
The King of Queens Knee Jerk
Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.
The King of Queens Present Tense
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
The King of Queens Sold-Y Locks
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
The King of Queens Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
Seinfeld The Jacket
Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
Seinfeld The Phone Message
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
Seinfeld The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
Seinfeld The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Seinfeld The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
Seinfeld The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Love: A Cautionary Tale
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Bahamian Rhapsody
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard the Bowler
Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.
The Andy Griffith Show A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bee takes two "friends" along when she wins a trip to Mexico.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Trip to Raleigh
Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.