Saturday, October 17th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
Roseanne Halloween IV
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
Roseanne Ladies Choice
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
Roseanne Stand on Your Man
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
Roseanne Good Girls, Bad Girls
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
Roseanne Of Ice and Men
Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.
Roseanne Crime and Punishment
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
Roseanne War and Peace
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
Roseanne Lanford Daze
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
Roseanne Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
Roseanne First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
Roseanne Lose a Job, Winnebago
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
Roseanne It's a Boy!
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
Roseanne It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.
Seinfeld The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
Seinfeld The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
Seinfeld The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
Seinfeld The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
Seinfeld The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
Seinfeld The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
Seinfeld The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
Seinfeld The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
Seinfeld The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
Seinfeld The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
Seinfeld The Money
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
Seinfeld The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
Seinfeld The Van Buren Boys
George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.
Seinfeld The Susie
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
Seinfeld The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
Seinfeld The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
Seinfeld The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."
The New Adventures of Old Christine Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
The New Adventures of Old Christine What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Reckless Abandonment
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Too Close for Christine
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Old Maid of Honor
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
The Golden Girls Nice and Easy
Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.