TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Cementing Relationships

An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret.

M*A*S*H Father's Day

Margaret is reunited with her Army colonel father.

M*A*S*H Death Takes a Holiday

The camp throws a Christmas party for Korean orphans.

Bonanza Invention of a Gunfighter

Little Joe tries to help a timid man who has has been challenged to a gunfight by his girlfriend's former suitor; guest Guy Stockwell.

Gunsmoke The Boy and the Sinner

A man (Ron Moody) is torn between keeping his self-respect and a boy's friendship, and honoring his drunken promise to aid two gunmen.

Gunsmoke The Widowmaker

A former gunfighter (Steve Forrest) tries to live a quiet life with the woman he loves.

Gunsmoke Kitty's Love Affair

A reluctant gunfighter (Richard Kiley) risks his life to save Kitty, who has fallen in love with him.

Gunsmoke The Widow and the Rogue

A friendly thief (James Stacy) facing a mandatory two-year jail sentence attempts to escape from Festus en route to Dodge City.

The Andy Griffith Show The New Housekeeper

The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.

The Andy Griffith Show The Manhunt

Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.

The Andy Griffith Show Guitar Player

With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.

The Andy Griffith Show Ellie Comes to Town

Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.

The Andy Griffith Show Irresistible Andy

Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.

Everybody Loves Raymond Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Everybody Loves Raymond Meant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Everybody Loves Raymond Pet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Author

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Walk to the Door

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everybody Loves Raymond Young Girl

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Everybody Loves Raymond Fighting In-Laws

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

The King of Queens Hungry Man

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

The King of Queens Time Share

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

The King of Queens Where's Poppa?

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

The King of Queens Art House

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

The King of Queens Maybe Baby

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

The Aging Brain

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

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The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory

Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.

The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Fortune

Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.

The Andy Griffith Show Mind Over Matter

Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.

The Andy Griffith Show Politics Begin at Home

Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.