TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Taking the Fifth

With a bottle of wine, Hawkeye goes looking for romance.

M*A*S*H Operation Friendship

Klinger becomes a hero when an explosion rocks the operating room.

M*A*S*H No Sweat

The 4077th suffers a long, sleepless night during a scorching heat wave.

M*A*S*H Depressing News

Hawkeye builds a monument to 4077th patients.

Bonanza The Wild One

An abandoned, expectant mother turns to Hoss for help when her mountaineer husband (Aldo Ray) claims he was tricked into marriage.

Gunsmoke Susan Was Evil

A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station.

Gunsmoke The Deadly Innocent

Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat.

Gunsmoke A Child Between

A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.

Gunsmoke A Family of Killers

A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman.

The Andy Griffith Show Christmas Story

Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail.

The Andy Griffith Show Stranger in Town

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry Goes Hollywood

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

The Andy Griffith Show The Horse Trader

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

The Andy Griffith Show Those Gossipin' Men

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

The Andy Griffith Show The Beauty Contest

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Everybody Loves Raymond Humm Vac

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Canister

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Everybody Loves Raymond Net Worth

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond Let's Fix Robert

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Everybody Loves Raymond Say Uncle

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond Separation

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Paints the House

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's Birth

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

The King of Queens Doug Out

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

The King of Queens Get Away

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

The King of Queens Dire Strayts

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

The King of Queens I, Candy

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

The King of Queens Roamin' Holiday

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

The King of Queens Sparing Carrie

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Seinfeld The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Seinfeld The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Let Him Eat Cake

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Roseanne Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne Two for One

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Roseanne Snoop Davey Dave

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Roseanne Girl Talk

Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.

Roseanne Sleeper

David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.