TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Where There's a Will, There's a War

While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.

M*A*S*H Promotion Commotion

The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.

M*A*S*H Heroes

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

M*A*S*H Sons and Bowlers

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

Gunsmoke Hidalgo

Matt, critically injured, becomes allied with a boy, an old man and a young woman.

Gunsmoke Tara

Deputy Newly is attracted to a vivacious young lady, unaware that the lovely charmer has a crimson past.

Gunsmoke One for the Road

A wealthy alcoholic flees from his daughter and her fiancé who have designs on his estate.

Gunsmoke The Predators

An ex-gunfighter comes to Dodge seeking revenge against a man who betrayed him in a range war.

Gunsmoke Yankton

An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him at poker.

The Andy Griffith Show The Perfect Female

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

The Andy Griffith Show The Clubmen

Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

The Andy Griffith Show The Pickle Story

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Everybody Loves Raymond Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

The King of Queens Wild Cards

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

The King of Queens Big Dougie

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

The King of Queens Soft Touch

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

The King of Queens Restaurant Row

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

The King of Queens Flower Power

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

The King of Queens Whine Country

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Seinfeld The Susie

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

Seinfeld The Pothole

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Seinfeld The English Patient

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Nap

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

Seinfeld The Yada Yada

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."

Seinfeld The Millennium

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."

Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Roseanne Rear Window

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Roseanne My Name Is Bev

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne Bed and Bored

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

Roseanne Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.