TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

Roseanne December Bride

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Roseanne The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

Roseanne The White Sheep of the Family

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Roseanne Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Roseanne Out of the Past

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Roseanne Construction Junction

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Roseanne We're Going to Disney World

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

Roseanne Disney World War II

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Roseanne Springtime for David

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Roseanne Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Roseanne Morning Becomes Obnoxious

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Roseanne Ballroom Blitz

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

Roseanne The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne Heart & Soul

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Seinfeld The Pitch

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.

Seinfeld The Ticket

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Seinfeld The Wallet

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Seinfeld The Watch

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Seinfeld The Bubble Boy

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld The Cheever Letters

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld The Opera

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld The Virgin

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Seinfeld The Contest

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Seinfeld The Airport

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Seinfeld The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Seinfeld The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Seinfeld The Shoes

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Outing

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

Seinfeld The Old Man

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Seinfeld The Implant

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Seinfeld The Junior Mint

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

Seinfeld The Smelly Car

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

Seinfeld The Handicap Spot

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

Seinfeld The Mango

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash

Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores

Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Let Him Eat Cake

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Undercover Brother

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Strange Bedfellows

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Real Thing

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

The Golden Girls You Gotta Have Hope

Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.