TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Monday, November 9th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Picture This
Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.
M*A*S*H That Darn Kid
While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.
M*A*S*H Hey, Look Me Over
Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.
M*A*S*H Trick or Treatment
Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients; guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.
Gunsmoke Blindman's Bluff
A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.
Gunsmoke Alias Festus Haggin
Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton, who looks just like him.
Gunsmoke The Wedding
A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.
Gunsmoke The River
Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.
Gunsmoke The River
While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.
The Andy Griffith Show Sheriff Barney
A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.
The Andy Griffith Show The Farmer Takes a Wife
Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.
The Andy Griffith Show The Keeper of the Flame
Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.
The Andy Griffith Show Bailey's Bad Boy
Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Will
Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sister
Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.
Everybody Loves Raymond Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
Everybody Loves Raymond No Thanks
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back
Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture
Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.
Everybody Loves Raymond What's With Robert?
Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Bully on the Bus
Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.
Everybody Loves Raymond Prodigal Son
Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.
The King of Queens Do Rico
When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.
The King of Queens Roast Chicken
Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.
The King of Queens Fatty McButterpants
An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.
The King of Queens Class Struggle
Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.
The King of Queens Strike One
Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.
Seinfeld The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Seinfeld The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
Seinfeld The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
Seinfeld The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
Seinfeld The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
Seinfeld The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Rodeo
Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Tenth Anniversary
On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Lost and Found
Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.
The Andy Griffith Show Wyatt Earp Rides Again
An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.
The Andy Griffith Show Look Paw, I'm Dancing
Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.