TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Wednesday, May 1st TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
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The Andy Griffith Show The Church Organ
Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.
The Andy Griffith Show Girl Shy
Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
The Andy Griffith Show Malcolm at the Crossroads
Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.
The Andy Griffith Show Otis, the Artist
Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.
M*A*S*H Nurse Doctor
Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
M*A*S*H Private Finance
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
M*A*S*H Mr. & Mrs. Who
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
Bonanza The Pure Truth
Hoss, suffering from a severe case of spring fever, is accused of bank robbery and seeks refuge with an elderly woman prospector.
Gunsmoke The Jailer
A woman (Bette Davis) imprisons Matt and Kitty while planning to kill the marshal to avenge her husband's hanging.
Gunsmoke The Mission
Matt is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary.
Gunsmoke The Good People
A respected rancher and his son hang an innocent man and allow a bounty hunter to stand trial for the murder.
Gunsmoke Gunfighter, R.I.P.
A gunfighter hired to murder Matt Dillion gets wounded while trying to save the life of an elderly Chinese man.
The Andy Griffith Show Stranger in Town
A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry Goes Hollywood
A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.
The Andy Griffith Show The Horse Trader
Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.
The Andy Griffith Show Those Gossipin' Men
Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.
The Andy Griffith Show The Beauty Contest
Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.
The Andy Griffith Show Alcohol and Old Lace
Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.
Everybody Loves Raymond A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
Everybody Loves Raymond Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction. Katherine Helmond guest stars.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex. Charles Durning guest stars.
Everybody Loves Raymond The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
Everybody Loves Raymond The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The King of Queens Taste Buds
Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.
The King of Queens Bed Spread
Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.
The King of Queens King Pong
Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.
The King of Queens Dreading Vows
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.
Seinfeld The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
Seinfeld The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
Seinfeld The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff
When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Separation Anxiety
Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.