TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, May 2nd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
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The Andy Griffith Show The Return of Barney Fife
Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.
The Andy Griffith Show The Legend of Barney Fife
Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.
The Andy Griffith Show Lost and Found
Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.
The Andy Griffith Show Wyatt Earp Rides Again
An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.
M*A*S*H The Yalu Brick Road
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
M*A*S*H Life Time
The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.
M*A*S*H Dear Uncle Abdul
Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel.
Bonanza No Less a Man
Adam stands by Sheriff Coffee when Virginia City residents claim that the aging lawman is no match for an approaching outlaw gang.
Gunsmoke The Wrong Man
Matt and Festus lend money to a strapped farmer, then he loses it in a poker game.
Gunsmoke Whispering Tree
After eight years in prison for robbery, a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen money.
Gunsmoke The Well
A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry.
Gunsmoke Stage Stop
Doc Adams defends a gold shipment during a stagecoach ambush, and later at a way station.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy, the Marriage Counselor
Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry on Record
Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy Saves Barney's Morale
Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the Gentleman Crook
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
The Andy Griffith Show Cyrano Andy
Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Everybody Loves Raymond Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Everybody Loves Raymond Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
The King of Queens Nocturnal Omission
Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.
The King of Queens Affidavit Justice
When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.
The King of Queens Secret Garden
Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.
The King of Queens Eggsit Strategy
After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.
The King of Queens Thanks, Man
An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.
The King of Queens American Idle
Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.
Seinfeld The Andrea Doria
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
Seinfeld The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
Seinfeld The Money
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
Seinfeld The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition
Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible
Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.
The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?
Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.