TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Old Maid of Honor

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

The Golden Girls Letter to Gorbachev

Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

The Golden Girls Second Motherhood

Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.

The Golden Girls Foreign Exchange

Sophia learns that the hospital may have switched Dorothy at birth with another baby.

The Golden Girls Accurate Conception

Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby.

The Golden Girls Mary Has a Little Lamb

The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.

The Golden Girls Blanche Delivers

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

The Golden Girls Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy

Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.

The Golden Girls Mother Load

Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him.

The Golden Girls Blanche's Little Girl

Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.

The Golden Girls Mother's Day

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

Mike & Molly Pilot

Teacher Molly Flynn invites officer Mike Biggs to speak to her fourth-grade class after becoming smitten with him at an Overeaters' Anonymous meeting.

Mike & Molly First Date

When Molly gets a cold before her first date with Mike, she takes cold medicine to feel better.

Mike & Molly First Kiss

Mike's ego takes a hit during a bowling date with Molly.

Mike & Molly Mike's Not Ready

Mike turns Molly down when she invites him in after a date.

Mike & Molly Carl Is Jealous

Mike invites Carl on a double date when he becomes jealous of the time Mike is spending with Molly.

Mike & Molly Mike's Apartment

Mike invites Molly over to his apartment, but a call from his mother interrupts his plans for romance.

Mike & Molly After the Lovin'

After spending the weekend with Molly, Mike tries to follow Carl's advice to play it cool.

Mike & Molly Mike Snores

Mike's incessant snoring interrupts his romance with Molly.

Mike & Molly Molly Gets a Hat

After Mike's mother buys a hat for her, Molly feels obliged to invite the older woman over for Thanksgiving.

Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Seinfeld The Pothole

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Seinfeld The English Patient

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Nap

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

Seinfeld The Yada Yada

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."

Seinfeld The Millennium

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Seinfeld The Muffin Tops

Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.

Seinfeld The Summer of George

George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.

Seinfeld The Butter Shave

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Seinfeld The Voice

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Seinfeld The Serenity Now

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

Seinfeld The Blood

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Seinfeld The Junk Mail

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Bahamian Rhapsody

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.