
TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Saturday, July 5th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
Roseanne Becky's Choice
Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.
Roseanne The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
Roseanne Workin' Overtime
The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.
Roseanne Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
Roseanne Death and Stuff
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
Roseanne Dear Mom and Dad
An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.
Roseanne Let's Call It Quits
Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.
Mike & Molly Mike's Boss
Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.
Mike & Molly Yard Sale
When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.
Mike & Molly Thanksgiving Is Canceled
When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.
Mike & Molly Mike Likes Briefs
Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.
Mike & Molly Mike Takes a Test
Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.
Mike & Molly Karaoke Christmas
Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.
Mike & Molly Fish for Breakfast
To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.
Mike & Molly Molly's Birthday
Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.
Mike & Molly Carl Gets a Roommate
Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.
Mike & Molly Mike the Tease
Mike decides to go to a male fertility clinic and get tested; Vince gets a job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
Mike & Molly St. Patrick's Day
Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.
Mike & Molly Careful What You Dig For
Molly receives advice from her literary idol (Susan Sarandon); Mike tries to cheer up his mother with a dinner invitation.
Mike & Molly 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
Mike promises Molly he will be home in time for dinner on Christmas Eve -- until he and Carl find themselves in the back of a stolen truck; Molly is upset with Vince for trying to alter Christmas traditions.
Everybody Loves Raymond Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Everybody Loves Raymond Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
Everybody Loves Raymond It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
Seinfeld The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.
Seinfeld The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
Seinfeld The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
Seinfeld The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".
Seinfeld The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Seinfeld The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
Seinfeld The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
Seinfeld The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
Seinfeld The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine House
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Down the House
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Decent Proposal
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
The Golden Girls If at Last You Do Succeed
Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.
The Golden Girls Snap Out of It
Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.