TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Replacement

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Hobo Friend

Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.

The Andy Griffith Show The Pickle Story

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Choir

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

The Andy Griffith Show The Cow Thief

The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.

The Andy Griffith Show The Bank Job

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

The Andy Griffith Show Man in a Hurry

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

The Andy Griffith Show The Darlings Are Coming

Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.

The Andy Griffith Show Mountain Wedding

The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie the Birdman

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

The Andy Griffith Show Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

The Andy Griffith Show Citizen's Arrest

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Sidecar

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

The Andy Griffith Show My Fair Ernest T. Bass

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

The Andy Griffith Show Hot Rod Otis

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

The Andy Griffith Show The Song Festers

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

The Andy Griffith Show Bargain Day

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Physical

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

The Andy Griffith Show Three Wishes for Opie

Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.

The Andy Griffith Show The Rehabilitation of Otis

Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.

Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records

After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Thought That Counts

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season's Greetings

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Everybody Loves Raymond Christmas Present

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

The King of Queens Better Camera

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

The King of Queens Ovary Action

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

The King of Queens Mentalo Case

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

The King of Queens Santa Claustrophobia

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

The King of Queens Silent Mite

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

The King of Queens Baker's Doesn't

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

Seinfeld The Andrea Doria

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

Seinfeld The Strike

George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.

Seinfeld The Cartoon

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Seinfeld The Strong Box

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Old Maid of Honor

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

The Drew Barrymore Show Deborah Norville New

Game show host Deborah Norville ("The Perfect Line"); chef Nicole McLaughlin shares dirt-cheap dinner options.

The Drew Barrymore Show Matthew McConaughey New

Matthew McConaughey talks about his book "Poems & Prayers" and his movie "The Lost Bus."

The Andy Griffith Show Opie Finds a Baby

Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.

The Andy Griffith Show Big Fish in a Small Town

Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.

The Andy Griffith Show Only a Rose

Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.

The Andy Griffith Show Otis the Deputy

Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.